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Zev זאב
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I reskeet better than I skeet
Jerusalem
Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online
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best history names

Ivan the Terrible
Julian the Apostate
Æthelred the Unready
Ivar the Boneless
Yochanan HaSandlar (The Shoemaker)
Muhammad Abu Nabbut (Father of the Stick)
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I changed my avi for the first time in four years. No more peace signs. We’re all about violence now
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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*reads news about Venezuelan tanker seizure*

*sees Bluesky commentary*

*extreme pedantry voice* Actually, it would be “privateering,” not “piracy.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
my ideology is to not to be too orthodox about any ideology
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Cave diving, food edition
the risk-reward ratio in foraging wild mushrooms is amazing

risk: you might die an agonizing death
reward: you might get a tasty mushroom
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 16h
Death cap mushrooms look harmless, but are responsible for the majority of the world's mushroom-related deaths. California officials say 21 people have been sickened in recent weeks, one fatally. n.pr/492ntdv
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This area is reserved for wheelchair users, the deaf, the blind, and... actors (???)
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Jonathan Pollard wears clip-on suspenders
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Jesus was Uzbek
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I got adhd from my father and the other kind of adhd from my mother
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Loved this scene. Bravo Vince
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I had a joke about Kohelet but eh, what's the point?
I had a joke about Esau, but I got hungry and sold it.
I had a joke about Jacob/Yisrael, but I really wrestled with posting it
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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my friend is an executor of a loved one’s estate right now and after observing from a distance I have decided to make whomever I hate most my executor, tread carefully
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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my cover letter
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Okay, this is a fascinating case of social media priming.

So, this creator, Sarah Velush, basically has a channel devoted to deadpan lifestyle humour (a la Chef Tova).

But because a progressive account takes it literally and says... this? Hundreds of comments assuming she's an evil tradwife.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
movies I’ve seen more than six times
Home alone, 1, 2 and 3
Meet the deadles
Carpool (1996)

There was a limited amount of movies and my grandparents house
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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LOTS of 19th century beard action in Death By Lightning.

Accurate too.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I’m eating soup in a square container because that’s all I have. It’s wrong. IT’S SO WRONG
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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space heater? you mean the sun?
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
next year is my year
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
just like England and Scotland
Portland and Seattle are the same thing right? Like how sometimes you call someone by their middle name?
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM