Zev زيف זאב
@zevsamm.bsky.social
I reskeet better than I skeet
Jerusalem
Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online
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Jerusalem
Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online
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Zev زيف זאב
@zevsamm.bsky.social
· Oct 21
best history names
Ivan the Terrible
Julian the Apostate
Æthelred the Unready
Ivar the Boneless
Yochanan HaSandlar (The Shoemaker)
Muhammad Abu Nabbut (Father of the Stick)
Ivan the Terrible
Julian the Apostate
Æthelred the Unready
Ivar the Boneless
Yochanan HaSandlar (The Shoemaker)
Muhammad Abu Nabbut (Father of the Stick)
I’m in a course of native English speakers learning Arabic in Hebrew
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m in a course of native English speakers learning Arabic in Hebrew
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I mean it would have been very funny if he was successful
His alleged mistress left her precious heated blanket on the other plane, so Corey Lewandowski demanded the pilot turn the plane around to go get it.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
When he refused, Lewandowski -- who has zero authority to fire anyone at any time -- tried to fire the pilot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT.
it's even worse than first reported
the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY
absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY
absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I mean it would have been very funny if he was successful
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He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
How many of the media outlets eulogizing Rev. Jesse Jackson today spent decades trying to undermine his work & turn him into a punchline?
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
Has anybody thought of changing it to The Remocratic Party?
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Has anybody thought of changing it to The Remocratic Party?
In 2028 I’m not voting bc I don’t live in America anymore or plan to in the future
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
In 2028 I’m not voting bc I don’t live in America anymore or plan to in the future
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"Weird, how come Protestantism is the only religion that fulfills the definition of religion that Protestants invented specifically to apply to themselves?"
—Protestants
—Protestants
this is a good thread on Hindutva and religious studies. the only modification I would make is that "religion" is not only "western" or Abrahamic but modern, and specific to the religio-racial regime of secularism of the Anglo-Protestant world system.
what do I mean by this gobbledygook? well....
what do I mean by this gobbledygook? well....
India does not have the academic study of religion. IMO, this is part of the reason why modi’s Hindu nationalist regime gained control of India
the concept of religion is a western construct that doesn’t “fit” non-Abrahamic traditions. Many Hindus say Hinduism is not a religion but a way of life. 🧵
the concept of religion is a western construct that doesn’t “fit” non-Abrahamic traditions. Many Hindus say Hinduism is not a religion but a way of life. 🧵
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"Weird, how come Protestantism is the only religion that fulfills the definition of religion that Protestants invented specifically to apply to themselves?"
—Protestants
—Protestants
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BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
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Haman was just brutally framemogged while trying to jestermaxx the Jews by gigachad Mordechai.
Mordechai doesn’t bow. Doesn’t flinch. Just stands there aura-maxxed.
With Haman's cortisol spiked and King Ahasuerus unable to ignore the Foids, Mordechai, Esther and the Jews just cloutbombed Shoshan.
Mordechai doesn’t bow. Doesn’t flinch. Just stands there aura-maxxed.
With Haman's cortisol spiked and King Ahasuerus unable to ignore the Foids, Mordechai, Esther and the Jews just cloutbombed Shoshan.
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Haman was just brutally framemogged while trying to jestermaxx the Jews by gigachad Mordechai.
Mordechai doesn’t bow. Doesn’t flinch. Just stands there aura-maxxed.
With Haman's cortisol spiked and King Ahasuerus unable to ignore the Foids, Mordechai, Esther and the Jews just cloutbombed Shoshan.
Mordechai doesn’t bow. Doesn’t flinch. Just stands there aura-maxxed.
With Haman's cortisol spiked and King Ahasuerus unable to ignore the Foids, Mordechai, Esther and the Jews just cloutbombed Shoshan.
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Might as well just pin this now I guess
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Might as well just pin this now I guess
First in my bloodline to call them “skeets”
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
First in my bloodline to call them “skeets”
Tankies are too religious for me
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Tankies are too religious for me
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there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
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Israeli politics is a shnitzel b’laffa. A bunch of disparate ingredients from all over the world all shoved together into a space too small for it, barely holding itself together at the best of times
easy. american politics is like burger. uk politics is like boiled pudding
We need a moratorium on UK people commenting on American politics unless they demonstrate knowledge of the differences between the American electoral system and the UK’s
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Israeli politics is a shnitzel b’laffa. A bunch of disparate ingredients from all over the world all shoved together into a space too small for it, barely holding itself together at the best of times
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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This is the same guy who named his media company after the reformer that did the Armenian genocide.
I think more people should keep their insane thoughts to themselves.
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
This is the same guy who named his media company after the reformer that did the Armenian genocide.
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When they make movies about this in the future they will tone down the cruelty of ICE and border patrol, like Spielberg did with Goeth in Schindler's List, because no one will believe they were actually this monstrous.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
When they make movies about this in the future they will tone down the cruelty of ICE and border patrol, like Spielberg did with Goeth in Schindler's List, because no one will believe they were actually this monstrous.
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Parts of the Palestinian activist movement in the US have unfortunately been overtaken by campist politics that have utilized Palestine for broader ideological projects. This is the co-founder of Palestine Action US. (1)
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Parts of the Palestinian activist movement in the US have unfortunately been overtaken by campist politics that have utilized Palestine for broader ideological projects. This is the co-founder of Palestine Action US. (1)
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i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them
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there's a lot of reason to doubt him!
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
there's a lot of reason to doubt him!
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
1. the Nazi tattoo!
2. keeping the Nazi tattoo!
3. lying about the Nazi tattoo!
4. only covering up the Nazi tattoo after backlash!
5. he's written racist and misogynist things on the Internet!
6. HE'S SEEKING MORE POWER & HAS EVERY INCENTIVE TO LIE
Why is “Alice with three fingers” not on Spotify?
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Why is “Alice with three fingers” not on Spotify?
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There’s a section of the populist left that wants to win internal Democratic Party fights by calling their factional opponents the “Epstein class,” and it just seems really obvious that the populist right is going to hear that as “the Jews” with some very bad results.
Current state of things: One Fox News host casually declares that Epstein’s money comes from “Jewish billionaires” and a “Jewish banking family,” another responds that he was a “sex rabbi.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/jes...
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
There’s a section of the populist left that wants to win internal Democratic Party fights by calling their factional opponents the “Epstein class,” and it just seems really obvious that the populist right is going to hear that as “the Jews” with some very bad results.
That’s not news that’s olds
The editors and publisher of WaPo are not only illiterate. They are also incompetent.
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
That’s not news that’s olds