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Zev זאב
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I reskeet better than I skeet
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Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online
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best history names

Ivan the Terrible
Julian the Apostate
Æthelred the Unready
Ivar the Boneless
Yochanan HaSandlar (The Shoemaker)
Muhammad Abu Nabbut (Father of the Stick)
a pizza
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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God bless cancon quotas
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m reading When the Clock Broke so fascists demagogue grifter
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Can someone explain why the London police (“coppers”) and the Masons (???) are fighting? And also what century it is over there?
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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It's a good commentary on 2025 that the US President announces a major military attack on a foreign country and even the straightest arrows think, 50% chance it's an attack, 50% chance president is on another cognition bender.
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Star Wars is iconic, widely cited, inconsistent, contradictory, frustrating, seemingly endless, the source of a constant stream of weird new interpretations, and somehow both deeply moral and totally amoral

What I'm trying to say is Star Wars is scripture
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I'm just catching up on andor season 2. Is there anything less attractive than syril as a human being 🤢
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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It's a credit to his acting that I never thought of him as Italian, even though his name was Viggo. If you'd asked me previously what his ethnicity was I'd have just said "the blood of Numenor, obviously."
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This was the last thing I saw before falling asleep last night
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article

!!!!

And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY

!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Tiktok has run out of videos
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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All pets fall into one of two categories: faithful companion or weird little guy.

Cats? Weird little guy.
Dogs? Faithful companion (except very small dogs)
Rats? Faithful companion.
Hamsters? Weird little guy.
Parrots? Weird little guy.
Horses? Faithful companion.
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Everyone in quotes tweets are saying it’s obvious but giving different answers
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have a list of people I hate but is a red flag when other people hate them because they hate them for the wrong reasons
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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One thought: the decision to make the vampires actually sincere when making the “join us“ case was thematically brilliant
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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movies prepared me to be wrongfully accused of my wife's murder much more often than it's so far happened
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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How can anyone object to the Western Canon?
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
spotify wouldn’t automatically switch back to video every time you open the app if it wasn’t some scheme to boost the numbers to advertisers
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m a proud non-heritage American, all my ancestors were under the Czar during the American civil war. Also I was born in Toronto
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Love to watch an Apple TV sci-fi show in 2025 and say "oh no, I'm worried about the goat"
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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A lot of people are baffled by the "six seven" thing.

What you need to know is it's actually not new. The phrase goes back to the Old English "sige sefa" (=see-yah say-vah) meaning "Victorious Mind." This is why people say it to each other.
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Merry Crimmas y'all! PLURIBUS finale recap here! All the rubber has finally met the road and people sure do know where they stand... Wrote all about it here (PS gonna see Marty Supreme today too, hopefully) www.patreon.com/posts/146649...
PLURIBUS - Season Finale | Film Crit Hulk
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December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM