Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
@z0mbee.bsky.social
Ｕｇｌｙ ｂａｇ ｏｆ ｍｏｓｔｌｙ ｗａｔｅｒ (Profile pic by
@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
This is so good. The loop function for video is dangerous.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is so good. The loop function for video is dangerous.
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Evergreen post
seems bad
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Evergreen post
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Related: NEVER allow a company's mobile device management (MDM) onto your personal phone. If they want work stuff on a phone, they can give you a work phone for it.
Heads up if your employer owns your Android phone:
Google Starts Sharing All Your Text Messages With Your Employer
Warning: What happens on your Android, doesn’t stay on your Android — not if it's a work phone.
www.forbes.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Related: NEVER allow a company's mobile device management (MDM) onto your personal phone. If they want work stuff on a phone, they can give you a work phone for it.
BOIINNNNGGGG
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
BOIINNNNGGGG
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Getting to listen to Last Christmas is a treat
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Getting to listen to Last Christmas is a treat
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
You should feel honoured that it has come into your life
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
problematic.............🙄
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
problematic.............🙄
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Mein Flakturm hat ein Gartenhut!
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Mein Flakturm hat ein Gartenhut!
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
The 90s. What a decade.
Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The 90s. What a decade.
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
The metaphors are getting a little heavy-handed...
We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!
Sinking of SS United States to be livestreamed using drones and underwater cameras
The historic ship will be sunk off the Florida panhandle by the end of the year, but no date has been set.
www.phillyvoice.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The metaphors are getting a little heavy-handed...
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
POV: you are a dog at a movie awards show in 1990 and David Lynch is about to boop you
David Lynch by Irene Halsman for Premiere Magazine (1990)
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
POV: you are a dog at a movie awards show in 1990 and David Lynch is about to boop you
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Vampires have a hard time working on their personalities because they can't reflect
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Vampires have a hard time working on their personalities because they can't reflect
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
How many people can I get wearing ACAB t-shirts? :D
I've done two versions of this design as I know not everyone has the same enthusiasm for colour as I do. :D
World Wide Shop: doodlecats.dashery.com
UK Shop: doodlecatsclothing.co.uk
World Wide Shop: doodlecats.dashery.com
UK Shop: doodlecatsclothing.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
How many people can I get wearing ACAB t-shirts? :D
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Reposted by Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
Thing I just learned. “Lede” as in “bury the lede” is a deliberate misspelling of “lead”. It’s part of a lexicon of misspellings used for annotations by journalists and subs so that notes on copy are removed, rather than included in the body of the text by accident. Others include “dek” and “hed”.
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Thing I just learned. “Lede” as in “bury the lede” is a deliberate misspelling of “lead”. It’s part of a lexicon of misspellings used for annotations by journalists and subs so that notes on copy are removed, rather than included in the body of the text by accident. Others include “dek” and “hed”.