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asterionhex.monster
The Abominable Dr. Vibes
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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I think, personally, that the definition of humanity is the drive to create. Maybe it’s art, maybe it’s engineering, maybe it’s community, maybe it’s teaching, maybe it’s discovery. Something in us wants to push forward and it’s the most beautiful thing
*me being extremely a teenage boy* look at my beard
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Remember when the Hunter’s Moon video came out and everyone was like HANDS and then last year we got TEETH and like, I get it, but we saw dick before anything else
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oooh is it that “we told a bunch of writers what was happening in this scene, vaguely, then sent them all into separate rooms to each write the lines fir a single character without consulting anyone”
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I’m still wary of them, as a person whose primary weed use time was buying $30 eighths in 2002
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
This has to exist somewhere
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Oh you’ll like that bit youtu.be/BE3kJeBr9QI?...
Ghost - Jesus He Knows Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ghost
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Cait do you know about fluoridation of the pineal gland. These people
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This is a band that literally did a music video with a guy getting bukkake’d by an entire hockey team and yet, there is more horny
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Bex just showed me the trailer for the Umbra video and??? It’s so horny???
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I literally have a big basket in my living room that’s just full of blankets. I support all of this
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It’s in fact far more sinister than th—*papers fall off my desk, revealing “large bird??” written and circled several times*
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Never too many blankets. Impossible fake idea
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
At last I can realize my dream of creating a game explaining the giant omelette
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Finally
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Nice
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
This is the best possible game
you're walking down a path through calm, peaceful woods. you come across a magical, ornate arch festooned with banners and ribbons. you hesitate but go through, only to find that the path ends in the middle of a field. the camera zooms out. you are now playing Roller Coaster Tycoon
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Maybe this is why I don’t like the way AI talks, I have cats and I always make up that they’re being rude to me and giving me shit (because they’re cats, they probably are)
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’ve never seen an AI slink guiltily across the floor
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I had a professor from that part of the world (Eritrean iirc) who spoke several languages, two of which were under 500 speakers each even 20 years ago. There aren’t any books or documents in them. They exist, not many speakers but still living languages. Nothing recorded
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Hmmm seems like more of a wizard thing
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
That’s the thing!! There aren’t any!
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I’m betting it works fine here for a lot of things—probably MUCH better on photos than weird line drawings of obscure bolting configurations. I’m just baffled that it goes right to “nudes”
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Look, there's like a 98% chance people are using AI to create nudes so they just made that the default. It's just your bad luck being in the 2%.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I am trying to compose an email to the rest of my department about disabling this but I keep laughing
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM