@yuleshootureye.bsky.social
Adult content? In my posts? It's more likely than you think.
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In 1959, a Harvard researcher tried to teach three octopuses — Albert, Bertram and Charles — to pull a lever to get food. Albert and Bertram were cooperative, but Charles constantly squirted the researcher with water and prematurely terminated the study by breaking the lever.
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
So, with Colbert being cancelled, and Kimmel being forcibly put on hiatus... when do we get a Strike Force Five Part 2? They can call it Strike Force Fired
September 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So, with Colbert being cancelled, and Kimmel being forcibly put on hiatus... when do we get a Strike Force Five Part 2? They can call it Strike Force Fired
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One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
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I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
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I’m cackling 😂😂😂
September 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m cackling 😂😂😂
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Do you ever look around at the hundreds of books you haven't gotten to yet and think, "I wish I had something I wanted to read"?
September 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Do you ever look around at the hundreds of books you haven't gotten to yet and think, "I wish I had something I wanted to read"?
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Too bad I wasn't born to be a monk in the 1300s where I could take a vow of silence, draw ratchet looking cat pictures in the margins of books, and drink beer until I died from the plague at 21.
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Too bad I wasn't born to be a monk in the 1300s where I could take a vow of silence, draw ratchet looking cat pictures in the margins of books, and drink beer until I died from the plague at 21.
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Bill and Ted's Existential Adventure:
September 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Bill and Ted's Existential Adventure:
re: the "just show up, don't register" thing:
a) it feels stupid to not acknowledge that the stakes are different post 9/10, and that just because your info hasn't been subpoenaed from a prior protest doesn't mean it won't be now.
a) it feels stupid to not acknowledge that the stakes are different post 9/10, and that just because your info hasn't been subpoenaed from a prior protest doesn't mean it won't be now.
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
re: the "just show up, don't register" thing:
a) it feels stupid to not acknowledge that the stakes are different post 9/10, and that just because your info hasn't been subpoenaed from a prior protest doesn't mean it won't be now.
a) it feels stupid to not acknowledge that the stakes are different post 9/10, and that just because your info hasn't been subpoenaed from a prior protest doesn't mean it won't be now.
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SHE IS RIGHT. Don't RSVP. It's nuts to think you have to or that you should. How is it in any way wrong to say, don't put your name on a list that can be hacked? (And will be, in the current climate). Just show up!
I can‘t believe people are getting so mad about @angryblacklady.bsky.social saying that you shouldn’t register for a protest.
Just show up. Don‘t register.
Just show up. Don‘t register.
September 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
SHE IS RIGHT. Don't RSVP. It's nuts to think you have to or that you should. How is it in any way wrong to say, don't put your name on a list that can be hacked? (And will be, in the current climate). Just show up!
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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keep going they hate that
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
keep going they hate that
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Comedy is illegal again
Vance: "When you see someone celebrating Charlie's murder, call them out — and, hell, call their employer."
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Comedy is illegal again
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Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street Journal published a bombshell investigation Monday that suggests al...
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September 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
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When the feed is boring, that's your cue to go have an experience with something that'll make it less boring for yourself and others later.
"Bluesky is boring."
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
September 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When the feed is boring, that's your cue to go have an experience with something that'll make it less boring for yourself and others later.
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Having one of those Microsoft Word days where I refuse to work on myself and don’t know how to react to even the smallest change
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Having one of those Microsoft Word days where I refuse to work on myself and don’t know how to react to even the smallest change
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New Zealand rediscovered the thought-to-be-extinct takahē and has returned it to the wild. They brought the kakapō back from near extinction and it numbers in the hundreds.
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
New Zealand rediscovered the thought-to-be-extinct takahē and has returned it to the wild. They brought the kakapō back from near extinction and it numbers in the hundreds.
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we passed this point long ago. the Christchurch shooter murdered more than 50 people for the memes. if you don't realize that was part of the point for him you don't understand this stuff.
The prospect of large scale violence committed, more or less, for the memes, is terrifying. And if we're not there already, we are rapidly speeding towards it.
If this was straightforward internecine conflict of fash-on-fash violence, that would be a difficult concept to swallow for most people.
But the idea that young disturbed men are using "normal" political categories as accoutrements to their abyssal anti-logic... where do you even fucking start?
But the idea that young disturbed men are using "normal" political categories as accoutrements to their abyssal anti-logic... where do you even fucking start?
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
we passed this point long ago. the Christchurch shooter murdered more than 50 people for the memes. if you don't realize that was part of the point for him you don't understand this stuff.
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Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
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Word of the Day: POECILONYM - a synonym for the word ‘synonym’.
September 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Word of the Day: POECILONYM - a synonym for the word ‘synonym’.