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debate bro-ing is Charlie Kirk ambushing college freshmen, or two white men agreeing to disagree about gay marriage, etc. formal debate is when an exhausted judge admits that Team A has failed to rebut Team B's hyper-tendentious argument that Osama bin Laden could be Pope
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
debate bro-ing is Charlie Kirk ambushing college freshmen, or two white men agreeing to disagree about gay marriage, etc. formal debate is when an exhausted judge admits that Team A has failed to rebut Team B's hyper-tendentious argument that Osama bin Laden could be Pope
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A memo from the Department of Wario
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A memo from the Department of Wario
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My ranking of Star Wars movies
The Return of the Empire
A New Phantom
The Attack of the Jedi
The Clone of the Rise
Porkins
The Last Rise
The Revenge of the Return
The Skywalker Menace
The Pork Awakens
Goodfellas
The Menacer Strikes Back
The Return of the Empire
A New Phantom
The Attack of the Jedi
The Clone of the Rise
Porkins
The Last Rise
The Revenge of the Return
The Skywalker Menace
The Pork Awakens
Goodfellas
The Menacer Strikes Back
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My ranking of Star Wars movies
The Return of the Empire
A New Phantom
The Attack of the Jedi
The Clone of the Rise
Porkins
The Last Rise
The Revenge of the Return
The Skywalker Menace
The Pork Awakens
Goodfellas
The Menacer Strikes Back
The Return of the Empire
A New Phantom
The Attack of the Jedi
The Clone of the Rise
Porkins
The Last Rise
The Revenge of the Return
The Skywalker Menace
The Pork Awakens
Goodfellas
The Menacer Strikes Back
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It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you.
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what does chatgpt say?
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
what does chatgpt say?
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
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You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...
Chalk up another one in favor of the "everyone is 12 now" theory.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chalk up another one in favor of the "everyone is 12 now" theory.
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they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.
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Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk
Powerful r/dontyouknowwhoiam energy
To the men who are still explaining Wonder Woman to me in replies… you don’t quite get us, and that’s OK. We love you anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Powerful r/dontyouknowwhoiam energy
Couldn't be me
fully leaning into middle age by refusing to google the two or three new slang terms i see every week that i don't understand. not any of my business
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Couldn't be me
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the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
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Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.
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DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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i like nonstick teflon pans bc they operate on magic talisman logic: safe to use if you know the rules, but if you abuse its power it will break down and leach poison into your body
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i like nonstick teflon pans bc they operate on magic talisman logic: safe to use if you know the rules, but if you abuse its power it will break down and leach poison into your body
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The end of free Windows 10 support this Wednesday could be an environmental disaster, cutting off 400 million PCs from security updates and dooming millions of still usable computers.
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The End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the Making
In an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream.
www.404media.co
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The end of free Windows 10 support this Wednesday could be an environmental disaster, cutting off 400 million PCs from security updates and dooming millions of still usable computers.
🔗 www.404media.co/the-end-of-w...
🔗 www.404media.co/the-end-of-w...
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I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise
i'm sorry WHAT
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise
Oof
Imagine being in the military and being deemed too fat to do an illegal, unconstitutional occupation of another state. How embarrassing.
'The Texas Military Department’s response was in response to questions from Task & Purpose about whether Guardsmen were being evaluated for height and weight standards as a result of the pictures.'
New @taskandpurpose.com from Jeff Schogol and myself
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New @taskandpurpose.com from Jeff Schogol and myself
taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...
October 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oof
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I just don't believe the Wallet Inspector would ever steal my wallet. He would be failing at his stated goal, which is keeping people's wallets safe.
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I just don't believe the Wallet Inspector would ever steal my wallet. He would be failing at his stated goal, which is keeping people's wallets safe.
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food is not for thought. food is for eat. think is for thought, stupid
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
food is not for thought. food is for eat. think is for thought, stupid
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Evergreen
"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Evergreen
THEN CHANGE THE LAW!!
Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch}
Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch}
Well, the law right now is genocide.
The Dems need to offer literally any indication they actually disagree with the law, not just quibble with its fine details.
The Dems need to offer literally any indication they actually disagree with the law, not just quibble with its fine details.
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
THEN CHANGE THE LAW!!
Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch}
Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch}