Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue
@combatcavscout.bsky.social
AKA Dubanka. Military, IR, FP, dumb jokes, superheroes, spirited flirt, bigot smasher, retired soldier, field grade hater, DYLF. “Dangerous devil.” “Oozes sensuality.” He/him.
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I don’t give to or promote online fundraisers for individuals unless I know the recipient personally. Please don’t ask me to. I prefer to give money to charitable organizations. It’s not because I don’t trust individuals to use the money wisely or think them unworthy, it’s because scams are rampant.
Due to a change in mail order pharmacy policy, I have run out of Lexapro and I’m going to make it society’s problem
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Due to a change in mail order pharmacy policy, I have run out of Lexapro and I’m going to make it society’s problem
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I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.
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The drs say I keep acing my weekly Alzheimer’s exam
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The drs say I keep acing my weekly Alzheimer’s exam
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I feel that much of 2025 was people slowly realizing that all the fascists & racists from old Twitter are indeed fascists & racists
oh wow, you're tell me a guy who contributed regularly to the federalist is a white supremacist? will wonders never cease
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I feel that much of 2025 was people slowly realizing that all the fascists & racists from old Twitter are indeed fascists & racists
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Christofascism on the move
“I’m sure you’re aware of our connections with the Trump Administration,” the North Carolina Republican Party's communications director wrote in an email response to us. “I would strongly suggest dropping this story.”
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
We didn't. #ICYMI, read the story that he wanted dropped:
“Biblical Justice, Equal Justice, for All”: How North Carolina’s Chief Justice Transformed His State and America
Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power. Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well be...
www.propublica.org
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Christofascism on the move
Some things that have almost killed me?
Well, the Taliban and @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social are the top contenders.
Well, the Taliban and @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social are the top contenders.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
a French Navy student jet pilot
a French Navy student jet pilot
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Some things that have almost killed me?
Well, the Taliban and @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social are the top contenders.
Well, the Taliban and @outnmbrdbyboys.bsky.social are the top contenders.
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Reagan, 1981: “In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Reagan, 1981: “In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
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This is also how JD Vance sounds every time a speech writer is found to have lifted whole paragraphs from Mein Kampf
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This is also how JD Vance sounds every time a speech writer is found to have lifted whole paragraphs from Mein Kampf
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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I am a broken record but: this will require Supreme Court reform. There is no chance the John Roberts Six allow prosecutions of Trump officials to stand.
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Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.
No but really my fear is that the next democrat in the White House will be conciliatory and deliberate when what we need is a chainsaw and some sage.
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I am a broken record but: this will require Supreme Court reform. There is no chance the John Roberts Six allow prosecutions of Trump officials to stand.
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
This poophead hid one of her Christmas treats under my pillow. I guess I’m not the only one burying a bone in my bed.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This poophead hid one of her Christmas treats under my pillow. I guess I’m not the only one burying a bone in my bed.
Haven’t gotten nudes all year
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Haven’t gotten nudes all year
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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Not to get vaguely substantive on NYE, but I'd be willing to bet Americans were more inclined to accept voter ID laws before armed masked federal abduction forces started a trend of treating citizens' Real IDs and passports as fakes
He’s president but he’s spending New Year’s Eve complaining about Dems
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Not to get vaguely substantive on NYE, but I'd be willing to bet Americans were more inclined to accept voter ID laws before armed masked federal abduction forces started a trend of treating citizens' Real IDs and passports as fakes
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It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
Like, this an actual post from an actual government social media account, posted in the last hour.
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s not even “are these people racist?” It’s “do these people have any beliefs at all besides white supremacy?”
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This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
Relationship hack: get her wet on NYE by winning pub trivia
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Relationship hack: get her wet on NYE by winning pub trivia
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This unbelievably dim loser thinks he comes off well in this video, as he tries to force his way into a daycare.
The employee asks “what department” they’re from, and he says “we are from ourselves” — because being an entitled white man empowers you to act like a vigilante, apparently?
The employee asks “what department” they’re from, and he says “we are from ourselves” — because being an entitled white man empowers you to act like a vigilante, apparently?
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This unbelievably dim loser thinks he comes off well in this video, as he tries to force his way into a daycare.
The employee asks “what department” they’re from, and he says “we are from ourselves” — because being an entitled white man empowers you to act like a vigilante, apparently?
The employee asks “what department” they’re from, and he says “we are from ourselves” — because being an entitled white man empowers you to act like a vigilante, apparently?
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It is *wild* to me how *little* the orange fuckwit had to DO to get every right-winger to surrender their dignity and suck his dick on main.
The Right is now an unfathomably complete black hole for dignity and peace.
I just can't believe how cheaply they sold themselves.
The Right is now an unfathomably complete black hole for dignity and peace.
I just can't believe how cheaply they sold themselves.
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It is *wild* to me how *little* the orange fuckwit had to DO to get every right-winger to surrender their dignity and suck his dick on main.
The Right is now an unfathomably complete black hole for dignity and peace.
I just can't believe how cheaply they sold themselves.
The Right is now an unfathomably complete black hole for dignity and peace.
I just can't believe how cheaply they sold themselves.
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Florence Welch’s @criterion.bsky.social Closet Picks
Florence Welch’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Florence Welch’s @criterion.bsky.social Closet Picks
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Every single person in this man’s life needs to tell him he’s a creepy loser.
“You tried to barge into a day care because of a racist conspiracy theory. Don’t ever contact me again.”
“You tried to barge into a day care because of a racist conspiracy theory. Don’t ever contact me again.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every single person in this man’s life needs to tell him he’s a creepy loser.
“You tried to barge into a day care because of a racist conspiracy theory. Don’t ever contact me again.”
“You tried to barge into a day care because of a racist conspiracy theory. Don’t ever contact me again.”
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The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.
Gentlemen, this is your periodic reminder to cut and file your nails and trim your beard.
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gentlemen, this is your periodic reminder to cut and file your nails and trim your beard.
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The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza