It seems pretty self-explanatory to me and, I have to imagine, to most people who don’t live for gargling Trump’s tiny, rancid nutsack. I just have to imagine that the time spent writing and editing and publishing these pieces could be better spent.

ENTIRELY speculation on my part, but I wonder if writing these things allows some people to adhere to the idea that they are above it all, or maybe that they are doing their part by overexplaining why it’s bad for the President and his billionaire pals to engage in sex trafficking of underage girls.

We seem to have this tendency in certain circles to want to write and read things that are, strictly speaking, not at all necessary. A four-hour read of “What the Conflict in Gaza Means for Marxist Humanist Philosophy,” things of that nature.

Genocide bad. Knock it off.

See? Easy.

Yeah but no one in Trump’s cabinet has ever heard of it. They do talk to Putin quite frequently.

It’s the same shit that Russia says to justify all their military actions in their “near abroad.” It’s straight from Putin’s playbook, no shit.

If someone makes an undying simulacra of me and it can’t bone, I will haunt them until they die and then chase them into the depths of hell

Bone apple teeth and whatnot

The contact lens is the sheer lingerie of eye clothing

I have not eaten in 8 hours, since I had a bowl of Protein Cheerios this morning. But I have moved an apartment’s worth of furniture.