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Nationalize SpaceX.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Where was Olivia Nuzzi when Wilbur Ross was still in Washington?
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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oh no
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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NUZZI: i… i love you

RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]

NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Maybe the tent system is the problem? Let’s try something more structurally sound than a tent, it might work out
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I greatly respect what the “new” Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying about toxic rhetoric and I appreciate her “humble apology” but actions speak louder than words and it sounds like she’s gearing up for a statewide campaign where she’ll need independent support.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is a great thread about the legal battle over deploying troops to Portland. If you aren’t following @chrisgeidner.bsky.social for explanation of what’s happening in the courts, you absolutely should.
UPDATE: Today, DOJ filed an "emergency" motion in the Ninth Circuit seeking a stay of Judge Immergut's Nov. 7 ruling siding with Oregon (and others suing) in the case over Trump's effort to federalize and deploy National Guard troops in the state.

Filing: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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weird how you never see this going in the opposite direction on bluesky, like there's not someone here posting "my cows are in a herd for collectivist reasons. i think they're becoming more ironic, one of them ran out to some grass and then stood there not eating it to own me"
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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NEW: During a Vatican audience, a prominent same-sex couple told Pope Leo XIV they were married.

The pope responded with overwhelming kindness — and a conversation about the day’s Wordle.

This quiet moment may signal something bigger: the kind of Church Pope Leo intends to build.
Pope Leo Meets Prominent Married Gay Couple — And Talks Wordle
The story of Brian and Alex is more than a Wordle moment. It’s a sign of the Church Pope Leo is building.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This is genuinely top 5 dumbest thing any American politician has ever said. These fucking people.
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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My wife said his hair has receded so much he has a lace front weave and you can’t put makeup on it
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Let’s hear more of the dangers of democratic socialism under Mamdani
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Exciting news: First Lady Melania Trump is set to be honored by Fox Nation as Patriot of the Year. I think this was an excellent choice. When I think of all the many Melania patriotism moments, my favorite was when she stood next to the president, and waved a bunch. Congratulations to the FLOTUS.
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Every merchant at Martha’s Vineyard farmer’s market offering to send him the bullets.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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well this didn’t disappoint
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM