woofrickenhoo
@woofrickenhoo.bsky.social
Cute planet, might destroy later.
Embracing my galactic grumpiness.
Blah, blah, stay off my spaceship 🛸
Embracing my galactic grumpiness.
Blah, blah, stay off my spaceship 🛸
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woofrickenhoo
@woofrickenhoo.bsky.social
· Jul 30
Age verification?
*slides out a Blockbuster card from behind your ear with a wink and a grin*
*slides out a Blockbuster card from behind your ear with a wink and a grin*
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
I tried to stop cursing but, in this day and age, I just cunt.
That’s a lie, I’ve never tried…
🤷♀️😁
That’s a lie, I’ve never tried…
🤷♀️😁
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I tried to stop cursing but, in this day and age, I just cunt.
That’s a lie, I’ve never tried…
🤷♀️😁
That’s a lie, I’ve never tried…
🤷♀️😁
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
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ok but when is Hategiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ok but when is Hategiving
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
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Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
So…when do we get location information? 😁
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
So…when do we get location information? 😁
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
Since Star Wars is trending, here’s our SW Christmas Tree 😁
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Since Star Wars is trending, here’s our SW Christmas Tree 😁
I thought it was raining but it was just my knees crackling while walking down the stairs 👵🏻
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I thought it was raining but it was just my knees crackling while walking down the stairs 👵🏻
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star wars ranking
1. the one i like
2. the one you like
1. the one i like
2. the one you like
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
star wars ranking
1. the one i like
2. the one you like
1. the one i like
2. the one you like
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
I forgot my headphones but I refuse to be the annoying twat listening to videos etc on the train without them. Please applaud 😁
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I forgot my headphones but I refuse to be the annoying twat listening to videos etc on the train without them. Please applaud 😁