woofrickenhoo
@woofrickenhoo.bsky.social
Cute planet, might destroy later.
Embracing my galactic grumpiness.
Blah, blah, stay off my spaceship 🛸
Embracing my galactic grumpiness.
Blah, blah, stay off my spaceship 🛸
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woofrickenhoo
@woofrickenhoo.bsky.social
· Jul 30
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*slides out a Blockbuster card from behind your ear with a wink and a grin*
*slides out a Blockbuster card from behind your ear with a wink and a grin*
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
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Google did another shitty thing. You now have to go opt out in Gmail to avoid having their AI train on your stuff.
Directions here: www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Directions here: www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Google did another shitty thing. You now have to go opt out in Gmail to avoid having their AI train on your stuff.
Directions here: www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Directions here: www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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The world hasn’t been right since the muppets stopped doing interviews on late night television
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The world hasn’t been right since the muppets stopped doing interviews on late night television
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“Woke Redneck” is by far my new favorite flavor of American. #YeeHawFucktheLaw!
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“Woke Redneck” is by far my new favorite flavor of American. #YeeHawFucktheLaw!
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listen. it's a confusing time. nobody knows how to decorate for thanksgiving. some people still have Halloween up, others have gotten the move on Christmas. then there's my neighbor who's just done both at once and put Santa hats on the rotting pumpkins
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
listen. it's a confusing time. nobody knows how to decorate for thanksgiving. some people still have Halloween up, others have gotten the move on Christmas. then there's my neighbor who's just done both at once and put Santa hats on the rotting pumpkins
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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
As I look at the expiration date of cheese fully encased by wax, I wonder how long it would still be good without refrigeration. Then realize I wouldn’t trust it and that’s how I know I wouldn’t last long in a zombie apocalypse.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
As I look at the expiration date of cheese fully encased by wax, I wonder how long it would still be good without refrigeration. Then realize I wouldn’t trust it and that’s how I know I wouldn’t last long in a zombie apocalypse.
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i’m going to start head butting people who are rude to me
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i’m going to start head butting people who are rude to me
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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I hate how putting mayonnaise on the outside of a grilled cheese makes it so much better. It's fucked up but true. Like how exercise is good for you. The hell, man
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I hate how putting mayonnaise on the outside of a grilled cheese makes it so much better. It's fucked up but true. Like how exercise is good for you. The hell, man
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KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
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We're at the next stag of the authors' lawsuit against Anthropic.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We're at the next stag of the authors' lawsuit against Anthropic.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
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First they came for AWS
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.
Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.
Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.
Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.
Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
First they came for AWS
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.
Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.
Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.
Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.
Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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The serpent head of the Oseberg Viking ship, carved in 820, and shown for the first time to the public in the Oslo Historical Museum
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The serpent head of the Oseberg Viking ship, carved in 820, and shown for the first time to the public in the Oslo Historical Museum
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Happy Transgender Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️ 💙💗🤍
There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy Transgender Awareness Week! 🏳️⚧️ 💙💗🤍
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much, then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the kitchen like a rat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much, then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the kitchen like a rat.
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A book is just subtitles without the movie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A book is just subtitles without the movie.
Proud to announce I’m well ahead of schedule for this year’s “winter body” 🥇🏆
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Proud to announce I’m well ahead of schedule for this year’s “winter body” 🥇🏆
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved