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greg2hats
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· Nov 24
I'm pregnant from an elf
I'm reading about a plan the army had to lure Saddam out of the spider hole by carpet bombing the area with porno mags, but in test runs a little porno kept falling in the hole, rendering the whole thing pointless
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm reading about a plan the army had to lure Saddam out of the spider hole by carpet bombing the area with porno mags, but in test runs a little porno kept falling in the hole, rendering the whole thing pointless
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Don’t do any work or communicate with your coworkers
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
whenever i actually do work i wind up looking at my work product and thinking, damn thats good. i should do work more often. and yet my process requires me to walk around the house for five hours before i can do anything.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
whenever i actually do work i wind up looking at my work product and thinking, damn thats good. i should do work more often. and yet my process requires me to walk around the house for five hours before i can do anything.
does anyone else remember @yourkickstartersucks.com doing a hot sauce around 2019? It had pictures of mike and jf's face with bugged out cartoon eyes superimposed and they were saying "That's My Damn Ass You're ^&@*ing Hot Sauce!" They couldn't ship internationally bc it had too much cadmium?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
does anyone else remember @yourkickstartersucks.com doing a hot sauce around 2019? It had pictures of mike and jf's face with bugged out cartoon eyes superimposed and they were saying "That's My Damn Ass You're ^&@*ing Hot Sauce!" They couldn't ship internationally bc it had too much cadmium?
It's interesting that Einstein said "god does not play dice with the universe" when every other living thing we know of is hopelessly addicted to variable reward systems. It seems more like that playing dice is the only thing god would do with the universe
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's interesting that Einstein said "god does not play dice with the universe" when every other living thing we know of is hopelessly addicted to variable reward systems. It seems more like that playing dice is the only thing god would do with the universe
You have to think the public betting markets went crazy for squirrels after telephone poles were invented
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You have to think the public betting markets went crazy for squirrels after telephone poles were invented
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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My son's friend who is sleeping over just walked through the room where I am watching Reanimator and after a few softball questions ("is this a horror movie?") he hit his groove on the patter with "1 hr 44minutes...kind of short huh." That's wrong, it's an ideal runtime, but the instinct is right.
September 2, 2024 at 4:28 AM
My son's friend who is sleeping over just walked through the room where I am watching Reanimator and after a few softball questions ("is this a horror movie?") he hit his groove on the patter with "1 hr 44minutes...kind of short huh." That's wrong, it's an ideal runtime, but the instinct is right.
Just caught my dog wearing cologne
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just caught my dog wearing cologne
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
The composition in that photo of trump would be a good assignment for an undergrad class on art/literature criticism. It's really incredible
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The composition in that photo of trump would be a good assignment for an undergrad class on art/literature criticism. It's really incredible
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Meta’s own researchers concluded that a third of the scams in the U.S. happen over its platforms and that fraudulent ads and those for banned products might contribute a tenth of its revenue. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Meta is earning a fortune on a deluge of fraudulent ads, documents show
Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, and it internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day, company documents show.
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Meta’s own researchers concluded that a third of the scams in the U.S. happen over its platforms and that fraudulent ads and those for banned products might contribute a tenth of its revenue. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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I love how if you watch this on mute, it seems like a guy after the Super Bowl saying "JUST GIVE THE BALL TO MARSHAWN, DON'T GO FOR A SLANT PASS." Which in a sense, he is.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I love how if you watch this on mute, it seems like a guy after the Super Bowl saying "JUST GIVE THE BALL TO MARSHAWN, DON'T GO FOR A SLANT PASS." Which in a sense, he is.
Just found out that the tagline for R.I.P.D. (2013) isn't "the thin boo line." What the hell happened there?
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just found out that the tagline for R.I.P.D. (2013) isn't "the thin boo line." What the hell happened there?
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
had a humbling experience today in which a young woman at Best Buy helped me test that their lav mic would actually work with my iPhone, during which she saw the last four things i had listened to (3 respectable podcasts and my Lifting playlist which has an album cover image from Attack on Titan)
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
had a humbling experience today in which a young woman at Best Buy helped me test that their lav mic would actually work with my iPhone, during which she saw the last four things i had listened to (3 respectable podcasts and my Lifting playlist which has an album cover image from Attack on Titan)
I think if I absolutely had to have a nickname based on a feminine hygiene product it would be "Clinical Strength," like the deodorant. But ideally that won't happen again, and really ideally it won't say it in the yearbook that my friends call me "The Tampon Don." That's not true.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I think if I absolutely had to have a nickname based on a feminine hygiene product it would be "Clinical Strength," like the deodorant. But ideally that won't happen again, and really ideally it won't say it in the yearbook that my friends call me "The Tampon Don." That's not true.
Got an idea for a TikTok guy whose deal is that "it's ok to eat rotten food it just tastes bad" and then they eat the nasty food to prove it. That's probably not true and I think they would get sick and die but I bet it would get a lot of views.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Got an idea for a TikTok guy whose deal is that "it's ok to eat rotten food it just tastes bad" and then they eat the nasty food to prove it. That's probably not true and I think they would get sick and die but I bet it would get a lot of views.
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Found a guy on Threads
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Found a guy on Threads
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
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thanks to @gregsargent.bsky.social for having me on his podcast The Daily Blast to talk shutdown
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Trump’s Angry New Tirades Push Mike Johnson into Awkward Clean-Up Mode
Podcast Episode · THE DAILY BLAST with Greg Sargent · 11/03/2025 · 22m
podcasts.apple.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
thanks to @gregsargent.bsky.social for having me on his podcast The Daily Blast to talk shutdown
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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