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This account will be making some editorial changes to move further away from the "leftist politics" cluster and closer to "guys who can morph." Thank you for your continued support during this time. - Ed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This is exactly it: Trump is a brain dead old man who doesn't even know what he's looking at. And if an NFL coach can say that, everyone can.
The Chiefs' special teams coach ripped on him about it which probably got back to him so now it's in his rolodex of quadrupling-down personal obsessions
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I'm tired as shit man this Super Bowl party better have a kids room so I can go in there and play snorlax for a few
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Chris from Family Guy has revealed he is battling a hepatitis infection. Doctors say he is expected to make a full recovery.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I'm in a chaos space marines chapter called "the baby brains" where we bioengineer our brains to be as small as possible. It's so we only think about chaos!! And you can see them through the backs of our helmets
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I got my son a book of the NFL all time greats so he would stop saying every player active today is the goat. And he has now swung all the way to Unc mode saying every player is no jerry rice.
February 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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i thought i might have done that, but i checked and it was an ascii drawing of a gun to linux to****ds
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
/poll what is the best shape for a pleasure structure:
- pleasure dome
- pleasure cube
- pleasure prism
- other
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
can we get some personal liability for executives going in the chat?
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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A dispatch from Surprise AZ where residents gathered to protest plans for a warehouse concentration camp in their community by @azrww.bsky.social

“Despite this evidence of authoritarian power, it is possible for even the most local form of government to take a stand in the name of the people.”
A Surprise Zone of Interest
We are All Responsible for What Happens in our Community
www.welcometohellworld.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Times article has an incredible illustration
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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a pretty good reason to be unrelenting and uncompromising on abolition is because you can presume that every dem loyalist thinks like this: continuing to fund and build the gestapo in between handing it off to republican administrations—rather than dismantling it—is entirely acceptable to them
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Substack data breach happened in October.

Substack discovers data breach five months later in February.

Five months to detect a data breach is... not good. Unclear if Substack found the breach on its own accord, or if it was notified by way of the hacker's extortion demand.
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
who the hell are all these guys running for congress
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Some people say that Stranger Things is over but I say let the fun begin. Or as Lucius from Stranger Things would say: "the end is just the start of something unbeknownst..." I really believe that.
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Stranger Things might be over but the fun doesn't have to stop there. You can team up with your favorite guys like the Mind Flayer all over again by getting a picture of them on a sticker or basketball, just like in Stranger Things
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
One word: Stranger Things rewatch. Now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
some of yall need this
Video Professor: Learn To Use The Internet (1996) : 2232s
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Still in awe at my daughter, who doesn't like to "do" anything, coming to me with a plan to make mochi from scratch because a character in one of her mangas did it, which she completed this morning, and then returned to her room to be frozen in carbonite or whatever the fuck she does up there
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
They should release some more guys' emails. Kind of seems like almost any guy would do
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Hate it when my idiot dog starts licking my leg and then the jealous dog starts doing it too because he thinks he's missing out on something. There's nothing there. I'm just me
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM