jawbroken
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anyone else’s following feed so fucked right now that you get two hours of posts, then a few posts from 13 days ago, then it falls back to the discover feed where all the posts fucking suck?
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
anyone else’s following feed so fucked right now that you get two hours of posts, then a few posts from 13 days ago, then it falls back to the discover feed where all the posts fucking suck?
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Hey Music Fans: still glad Spotify stopped running those ICE ads? 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hey Music Fans: still glad Spotify stopped running those ICE ads? 🤔
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Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
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GUY WHO JUST REALLY LIKES GEARS: I'm more of a Steamconformist. I'm a normal, regular guy obsessed with gears and copper stuff.
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
GUY WHO JUST REALLY LIKES GEARS: I'm more of a Steamconformist. I'm a normal, regular guy obsessed with gears and copper stuff.
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forgive the intrusion my lady, i did not intend to offend your eye
for i am a vile and loathsome creature, and i crawled in here to die
for i am a vile and loathsome creature, and i crawled in here to die
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
forgive the intrusion my lady, i did not intend to offend your eye
for i am a vile and loathsome creature, and i crawled in here to die
for i am a vile and loathsome creature, and i crawled in here to die
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the traditional Christmas “just kind of looking at a box and wrapping paper for a few solid minutes having completely forgotten how to wrap or know out how much paper it takes to wrap stuff and eventually inventing geometry from first principles”
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the traditional Christmas “just kind of looking at a box and wrapping paper for a few solid minutes having completely forgotten how to wrap or know out how much paper it takes to wrap stuff and eventually inventing geometry from first principles”
christmas plate (prime rib, pork rack, potato, focaccia, onion, carrot, green beans, sage gravy)
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
christmas plate (prime rib, pork rack, potato, focaccia, onion, carrot, green beans, sage gravy)
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restocked the fridge drawer ahead of the holidays, it's the end of 2025
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
restocked the fridge drawer ahead of the holidays, it's the end of 2025
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sending the worst person you know jpeg to my son when he texts me he wants a hamster for christmas
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
sending the worst person you know jpeg to my son when he texts me he wants a hamster for christmas
what did @jessefarrar.com get suspended for?
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
what did @jessefarrar.com get suspended for?
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Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment
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(crouching in front of a dog tied up outside a coffee shop) who are they to restrain you? what right do they have? what laws have you broken? can the jailor ever truly know a prisoner's heart?
(releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) ah divine judgment, fickle fate
(releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) ah divine judgment, fickle fate
July 24, 2023 at 4:34 PM
(crouching in front of a dog tied up outside a coffee shop) who are they to restrain you? what right do they have? what laws have you broken? can the jailor ever truly know a prisoner's heart?
(releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) ah divine judgment, fickle fate
(releasing the dog and it runs directly into traffic) ah divine judgment, fickle fate
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[doing muffled woody Allen voice while sucking my own dick] it tastes terrible. And such small portions
June 2, 2023 at 2:45 PM
[doing muffled woody Allen voice while sucking my own dick] it tastes terrible. And such small portions
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New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation.
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation.
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That's mighty interesting, squirt. Now let me tell you a better story my buddy Murray Cassatt told me, over a chef's table tasting menu
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That's mighty interesting, squirt. Now let me tell you a better story my buddy Murray Cassatt told me, over a chef's table tasting menu
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September 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
seeing Jimeoin on the Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup made me laugh for some reason
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
seeing Jimeoin on the Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup made me laugh for some reason
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AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes.
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
September 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes.
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed
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My review of Gremlins 2: The New Batch on Letterboxd boxd.it/aTXRF5
August 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My review of Gremlins 2: The New Batch on Letterboxd boxd.it/aTXRF5
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(responding to pause in spouse's story without having listened)
Oh yeah babe, that person is (calculating educated guess) such a fucking prick. You should really (calculating, calculating, calculating educated guess) kill them at work.
Oh yeah babe, that person is (calculating educated guess) such a fucking prick. You should really (calculating, calculating, calculating educated guess) kill them at work.
August 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
(responding to pause in spouse's story without having listened)
Oh yeah babe, that person is (calculating educated guess) such a fucking prick. You should really (calculating, calculating, calculating educated guess) kill them at work.
Oh yeah babe, that person is (calculating educated guess) such a fucking prick. You should really (calculating, calculating, calculating educated guess) kill them at work.
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it was an honor to do some voice acting and animation for this funny ass vid
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I Just Spent All My Money on a Boulder in the United States
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August 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it was an honor to do some voice acting and animation for this funny ass vid
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Finally getting around to opening the mail intended for a previous tenant. Really in love with the idea of someone who finally flips the calendar to a new page and is pleasantly stimulated by a completely new picture of a violin.
August 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Finally getting around to opening the mail intended for a previous tenant. Really in love with the idea of someone who finally flips the calendar to a new page and is pleasantly stimulated by a completely new picture of a violin.