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JA
@juan2tree.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Happily Taken 🧝🏋🏼‍♂️
Getting stronger I hope
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Last night in bed, I brought up philosophy, specifically Plato’s idea of the philosopher king, and who we should be voting for, beyond partisan lines. I even brought up the allegory of the cave and how most of us only see shadows of reality when we should be seeking enlightenment.

So, I was V. high
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Chocolate edible taken. Cozy sweats. Getting ready for bed. What else am I missing?
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What’s the kink called when you’re in the steam room and despite every glance, side eye, or crotch tug you sit in meditation hoping they catch the hint that you’re not interested but as soon as they leave you get aroused?
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Kim Davis certified loser bitch see u in hell
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gym time. Snow bunnies beware.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who’s coming with me to make snow angels?
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
💦💦💦
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Restoring my hardware
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Burbing it up today. Let’s see what the suburban dads have to offer.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Christmas tree is going up because I don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Would you have dated me in highschool?

FYI, I only dated girls back in those days.
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Love getting coffee with a friend. Makes me appreciate humanity more than I do.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Saturday mornings for me is trying to say the word conscience without it sounding like conscious.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Stop sending me nudes on IG while I’m working out. It’s dickstracting and asstoundingly time cumsuming to sext back stripture verses to all of you.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Alright, that’s enough internet for me.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is becoming annoying
Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I took a rest day today, and now I can’t wait to get back in the gym tomorrow. No idea why I’m like this, but I’m genuinely excited about it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m about shave these pits
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Killing time before therapy:

I asked Chat what kind of Pokémon I’d be, and it said I’d be a cross between Machamp and Infernape known as Machinferno.
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just found out that sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
One of the funniest comments I read yesterday regarding Dick Cheney’s death was how someone was finally going to register as an organ donor, now that he is no longer alive LMFAOOO
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Busted my ass at the gym, hit therapy, then demolished a hot dog. It’s called being a balanced menace.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The body said rest. The arms are saying otherwise. Looks like they’re up next 😏 Bi’s, Tri’s, and Delts. Let’s go!
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Making a bingo card game to play at the gym, but instead of letters and numbers, it’s just pics of every gay on the northside.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM