Okay okay…last one, because I had to.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Okay okay…last one, because I had to.
Getting stronger I hope
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Getting stronger I hope
Christmas tree is going up because I don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Christmas tree is going up because I don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Would you have dated me in highschool?
FYI, I only dated girls back in those days.
FYI, I only dated girls back in those days.
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Would you have dated me in highschool?
FYI, I only dated girls back in those days.
FYI, I only dated girls back in those days.
Stop sending me nudes on IG while I’m working out. It’s dickstracting and asstoundingly time cumsuming to sext back stripture verses to all of you.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Stop sending me nudes on IG while I’m working out. It’s dickstracting and asstoundingly time cumsuming to sext back stripture verses to all of you.
Alright, that’s enough internet for me.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Alright, that’s enough internet for me.
Killing time before therapy:
I asked Chat what kind of Pokémon I’d be, and it said I’d be a cross between Machamp and Infernape known as Machinferno.
I asked Chat what kind of Pokémon I’d be, and it said I’d be a cross between Machamp and Infernape known as Machinferno.
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Killing time before therapy:
I asked Chat what kind of Pokémon I’d be, and it said I’d be a cross between Machamp and Infernape known as Machinferno.
I asked Chat what kind of Pokémon I’d be, and it said I’d be a cross between Machamp and Infernape known as Machinferno.
Busted my ass at the gym, hit therapy, then demolished a hot dog. It’s called being a balanced menace.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Busted my ass at the gym, hit therapy, then demolished a hot dog. It’s called being a balanced menace.
The body said rest. The arms are saying otherwise. Looks like they’re up next 😏 Bi’s, Tri’s, and Delts. Let’s go!
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The body said rest. The arms are saying otherwise. Looks like they’re up next 😏 Bi’s, Tri’s, and Delts. Let’s go!
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A little throwback to my Halloween costume while in NOLA 2015.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A little throwback to my Halloween costume while in NOLA 2015.
Finally seeing this little muscle coming in now.
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Finally seeing this little muscle coming in now.
I’m going to rest so hard tomorrow you’ll need a medical examiner to determine my cause of death.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m going to rest so hard tomorrow you’ll need a medical examiner to determine my cause of death.
It was a great chest and shoulders day 😮💨
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It was a great chest and shoulders day 😮💨
Can’t a man work out in peace without someone standing outside of the gym and recording from the street below! 😂
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can’t a man work out in peace without someone standing outside of the gym and recording from the street below! 😂
Siri, play Out of Control by Hoobastank
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Siri, play Out of Control by Hoobastank
Working from home uniform
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Working from home uniform