Roku City Comptroller
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it's been how many years since we've seen a wrathful god lay waste to a world overburdened by sin? I look at my back at my wife all the time and she barely ever turns into a pillar of salt. its boring. we've fallen into a routine in this world
April 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's been how many years since we've seen a wrathful god lay waste to a world overburdened by sin? I look at my back at my wife all the time and she barely ever turns into a pillar of salt. its boring. we've fallen into a routine in this world
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Oh you built your city on "Rock and Roll"? I built this city on Beef Stock. It's why everything is soggy and smells savory. You want to change that, run for mayor. Until then get the fuck out of my office.
March 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh you built your city on "Rock and Roll"? I built this city on Beef Stock. It's why everything is soggy and smells savory. You want to change that, run for mayor. Until then get the fuck out of my office.
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The guard to the left tells only lies. The guard on the right also exclusively lies. They’re called The Lyin’ Bros, and despite their mendacity, they provide top-notch security services, highly recommended.
November 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The guard to the left tells only lies. The guard on the right also exclusively lies. They’re called The Lyin’ Bros, and despite their mendacity, they provide top-notch security services, highly recommended.
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It's so funny that even Florida, after five days of Andrew Tate living there, is like "you're going to jail buddy"
Andrew Tate and Brother Tristan Are Under Criminal Investigation in Florida: Attorney General
Andrew Tate and brother Tristan are the target of a criminal probe, according to Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier.
www.rollingstone.com
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's so funny that even Florida, after five days of Andrew Tate living there, is like "you're going to jail buddy"
Our opposition party is run by theater kids
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
Democrats Plan to Protest Trump’s Speech by Wearing Pink
Democratic lawmakers are expected to communicate their opposition to Donald Trump during the president’s joint address to Congress on Tuesday night by color-coordinating.
www.thecut.com
March 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our opposition party is run by theater kids
Cartoonishly evil
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cartoonishly evil
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Every Republican in this country should be getting treated like this guy.
March 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Every Republican in this country should be getting treated like this guy.
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
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this is why solidarity is the most important principle you can have
"an injury to one is an injury to all" as a guiding principle will never steer you down a road that ends up at a concentration camp
"an injury to one is an injury to all" as a guiding principle will never steer you down a road that ends up at a concentration camp
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
this is why solidarity is the most important principle you can have
"an injury to one is an injury to all" as a guiding principle will never steer you down a road that ends up at a concentration camp
"an injury to one is an injury to all" as a guiding principle will never steer you down a road that ends up at a concentration camp
Don't put me in a camp for taking Lexapro. Put me in a camp for my crippling caffeine addiction. If you're going to take away my coping mechanisms, at least get it right.
February 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Don't put me in a camp for taking Lexapro. Put me in a camp for my crippling caffeine addiction. If you're going to take away my coping mechanisms, at least get it right.
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I'm actually making the local architecture even more hostile. I've taught a bus station to say swears. I've replaced two of the benches in the park with mimics. There are three Nullification Runes hidden in the library. The trees smell like Axe Body Spray™. I am NOT fucking around anymore!
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm actually making the local architecture even more hostile. I've taught a bus station to say swears. I've replaced two of the benches in the park with mimics. There are three Nullification Runes hidden in the library. The trees smell like Axe Body Spray™. I am NOT fucking around anymore!
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Gaslighting Nazi insists a "kid" be entitled to steal our social security numbers and cause global health crises.
February 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gaslighting Nazi insists a "kid" be entitled to steal our social security numbers and cause global health crises.
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Pictured: me showing up at the DOGE office to beat the doors off the 6 groyper child employees
February 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Pictured: me showing up at the DOGE office to beat the doors off the 6 groyper child employees
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it's time to put emojis on ouija boards this dead kid can't spell for shit
February 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it's time to put emojis on ouija boards this dead kid can't spell for shit
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The way you can tell Democrats are good at online strategy is that everyone is stressed out talking about the news and a Democratic senator will make a post restating the thing everyone is stressed about like they’re informing you of it and then offer no solution
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The way you can tell Democrats are good at online strategy is that everyone is stressed out talking about the news and a Democratic senator will make a post restating the thing everyone is stressed about like they’re informing you of it and then offer no solution
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This also says that about ~35% of people who voted for Harris don’t like Democrats. Maybe shut up about purity tests because people very clearly held their nose and voted for her
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This also says that about ~35% of people who voted for Harris don’t like Democrats. Maybe shut up about purity tests because people very clearly held their nose and voted for her
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Not sure how Trump keeps outfoxing the senate parliamentarian. That guy makes it really hard to do stuff
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Not sure how Trump keeps outfoxing the senate parliamentarian. That guy makes it really hard to do stuff
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they should invent a second kind of campaign promise fulfilling, sweeping executive order that democrats can use
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
they should invent a second kind of campaign promise fulfilling, sweeping executive order that democrats can use
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What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
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Took too much Benadryl before the inauguration and now I'm seeing the hat man
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Took too much Benadryl before the inauguration and now I'm seeing the hat man
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Learn to show more appreciation for the boys who never left town.
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Learn to show more appreciation for the boys who never left town.
me 20 minutes into the power hour vs me immediately after the power hour
January 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
me 20 minutes into the power hour vs me immediately after the power hour
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
kate bush running past sisyphus