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science fiction
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September 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
science fiction
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love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
September 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
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Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey
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The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’
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The best way to meet new people is to unexpectedly fall through their ceiling in a bathtub
October 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
The best way to meet new people is to unexpectedly fall through their ceiling in a bathtub
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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It's not like I want to go to the donut shop every day. But whenever I leave, the lady there says "see you tomorrow"
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's not like I want to go to the donut shop every day. But whenever I leave, the lady there says "see you tomorrow"
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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"I don't think we're talking about love here.
We're talking about s-e-x
in front of the c-h-I-l-d-r-e-n."
"Sex cauldron?
I thought they closed that place down."
We're talking about s-e-x
in front of the c-h-I-l-d-r-e-n."
"Sex cauldron?
I thought they closed that place down."
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"I don't think we're talking about love here.
We're talking about s-e-x
in front of the c-h-I-l-d-r-e-n."
"Sex cauldron?
I thought they closed that place down."
We're talking about s-e-x
in front of the c-h-I-l-d-r-e-n."
"Sex cauldron?
I thought they closed that place down."
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wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub
me: my showerkraut!
me: my showerkraut!
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
wife: why is there cabbage all over the bathtub
me: my showerkraut!
me: my showerkraut!
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A picture paints a thousand words? No, you're thinking of a paragraph. A paragraph is a thousand words. A picture's just a bunch of blobs.
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
A picture paints a thousand words? No, you're thinking of a paragraph. A paragraph is a thousand words. A picture's just a bunch of blobs.
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Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
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I'm never really interested in operating heavy machinery until medication cautions me not to and then suddenly all I can think about is how I desperately need to pilot the megazord.
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I'm never really interested in operating heavy machinery until medication cautions me not to and then suddenly all I can think about is how I desperately need to pilot the megazord.
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at least you're not this person
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
at least you're not this person
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Worst of all, this has made a MOCKERY of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Worst of all, this has made a MOCKERY of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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I love to sip hot tea while looking out the window at falling snow. Makes me feel like the boss of water.
February 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I love to sip hot tea while looking out the window at falling snow. Makes me feel like the boss of water.
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel