West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine
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a Happy Meal implies the existence of Broccoli.
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BREAKING: DOJ CASES AGAINST JAMES COMEY AND LETICIA JAMES DISMISSED
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
BREAKING: DOJ CASES AGAINST JAMES COMEY AND LETICIA JAMES DISMISSED
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For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
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RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.
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Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…
Today's social media tech is just misinfo and/or lies.
Trust none of what you read or see
Verify EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING!!!
Trust none of what you read or see
Verify EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING!!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Today's social media tech is just misinfo and/or lies.
Trust none of what you read or see
Verify EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING!!!
Trust none of what you read or see
Verify EVERYTHING!
EVERYTHING!!!
Can you Uber Eats a Costco hotdog?
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can you Uber Eats a Costco hotdog?
Does the tooth fairy come when you're over 40?
and how much does she leave?
and how much does she leave?
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Does the tooth fairy come when you're over 40?
and how much does she leave?
and how much does she leave?
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PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
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I should spend more time here
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I should spend more time here
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Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
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You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
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I don’t even know how many caulking guns I have. Thousands probably. So many caulking guns, so little caulk.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I don’t even know how many caulking guns I have. Thousands probably. So many caulking guns, so little caulk.
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dont cross the starbucks picket line
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
dont cross the starbucks picket line
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NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november
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Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.
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What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?
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I hate everyone that’s talking about Wicked 2 like it’s not THE SECOND ACT OF A MUSICAL. smh.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hate everyone that’s talking about Wicked 2 like it’s not THE SECOND ACT OF A MUSICAL. smh.
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Dude, like everyday is basically international men's day
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dude, like everyday is basically international men's day
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✨️we live in a patriarchy what more do yall want✨️
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
✨️we live in a patriarchy what more do yall want✨️
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Every day, Trader Joe’s donates all its close-to-expiry but edible products. In 2023 alone, those donations amounted over $469 million.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every day, Trader Joe’s donates all its close-to-expiry but edible products. In 2023 alone, those donations amounted over $469 million.
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Forget politics. Nothing divides a family like the word “pecan.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Forget politics. Nothing divides a family like the word “pecan.”
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(translating for canadian friends) THANKSGIVING 2 IS NEXT WEEK
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
(translating for canadian friends) THANKSGIVING 2 IS NEXT WEEK
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you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.