West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
banner
westcoasttoast.bsky.social
West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with Ukraine, Free Palestine

Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
Pinned
a Happy Meal implies the existence of Broccoli.
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
BREAKING: DOJ CASES AGAINST JAMES COMEY AND LETICIA JAMES DISMISSED
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Trumpspeak: The one on the left is beautiful and good for us. The one on the right is ugly, causes cancer, and kills birds…
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Today's social media tech is just misinfo and/or lies.
Trust none of what you read or see
Verify EVERYTHING!

EVERYTHING!!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can you Uber Eats a Costco hotdog?
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Does the tooth fairy come when you're over 40?
and how much does she leave?
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
I should spend more time here
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.

Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.

Four giants control 80% of meat processing.

A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.

The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
I don’t even know how many caulking guns I have. Thousands probably. So many caulking guns, so little caulk.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
dont cross the starbucks picket line
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
I hate everyone that’s talking about Wicked 2 like it’s not THE SECOND ACT OF A MUSICAL. smh.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Dude, like everyday is basically international men's day
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
✨️we live in a patriarchy what more do yall want✨️
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Every day, Trader Joe’s donates all its close-to-expiry but edible products. In 2023 alone, those donations amounted over $469 million.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
Forget politics. Nothing divides a family like the word “pecan.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
(translating for canadian friends) THANKSGIVING 2 IS NEXT WEEK
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by West Coast Toast 🇨🇦
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM