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if you see this quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
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“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
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a weird thing about america is they go on about being all christian and that, and then on christmas day it's *not* a bank holiday. like, there's american football matches on and it's a big day for the cinema. it's like they don't even care about the little baby jesus.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
a weird thing about america is they go on about being all christian and that, and then on christmas day it's *not* a bank holiday. like, there's american football matches on and it's a big day for the cinema. it's like they don't even care about the little baby jesus.
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
MARY: what should we name him
*baby shits all over*
JOSEPH: jesus christ
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Based on one of multiple versions of a Pushkin poem, the 1910 film RUSALKA tells the tale of a prince who seduces and abandons a miller's daughter. She throws herself into the river and is reborn as a water nymph, then drowns him on his wedding day and uses his corpse as underwater decor.
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Based on one of multiple versions of a Pushkin poem, the 1910 film RUSALKA tells the tale of a prince who seduces and abandons a miller's daughter. She throws herself into the river and is reborn as a water nymph, then drowns him on his wedding day and uses his corpse as underwater decor.
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Holiday cheer
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Holiday cheer
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A Christmas message from the First Dog on the Moon Institute | First Dog on the Moon
A Christmas message from the First Dog on the Moon Institute | First Dog on the Moon
Yes things are certainly grim all over but let us take a moment
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December 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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'My year end reading statistics' (originally for @theguardian.com books).
p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
'My year end reading statistics' (originally for @theguardian.com books).
p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
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this is why people love ace attorney and columbo
retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this is why people love ace attorney and columbo
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obligatory map, I suppose he could fall under “sexy” but I feel he deserves a new category involving accents
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
obligatory map, I suppose he could fall under “sexy” but I feel he deserves a new category involving accents
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retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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and the men didn’t wear cargo pants back then so what would i do with all of the bones 😒
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
and the men didn’t wear cargo pants back then so what would i do with all of the bones 😒
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whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”
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FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
FINALLY GOT IT!
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.
Over 20,000 the past month alone.
Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"
In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:
Fish success story.
🪶
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I can’t usually make art unless I convince myself I’m just doodling at first. That way I’m less afraid to make bold choices or fuck up, I guess? I get too in my head, I think. Anyway, here’s a snail I doodled to test out new materials someone gave me :)
March 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I can’t usually make art unless I convince myself I’m just doodling at first. That way I’m less afraid to make bold choices or fuck up, I guess? I get too in my head, I think. Anyway, here’s a snail I doodled to test out new materials someone gave me :)
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Good morning only to this beautiful baby gang-gang cockatoo 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Good morning only to this beautiful baby gang-gang cockatoo 🤣
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nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video
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(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
![[TWO PINTS OF BEER are on a pub bar, one is PERONI and one is a brown Christmas-themed beer]
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PERONI:
Hello there
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Hello Peroni
2
PERONI:
So nice to have someone new on the lineup!
And you are…?
3
CHRISTMAS BEER:
You know who I am, Peroni.
4
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I am Brown Christmas Liquid.
I come back each year.
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CHRISTMAS BEER:
Every time with a new name, and a new horrible ingredient.
Last year I was Reindeer Stomper. This year I am... Cheeky Elf.
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PERONI:
Oh god
You were on the bar for two months and…
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Three pints sold, aye.
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CHRISTMAS BEER:
I’m a seasonal blend of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, orange peel, nutmeg and this year, for reasons of late-capitalist sadism, vanilla.
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CHRISTMAS BEER:
My name is Cheeky Elf,
I taste of jam,
and I want to d*e.
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PERONI:
Well somebody’s trying you
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Poor bastard
[A hand comes down to lift CHRISTMAS BEER to sip the pint]
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[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
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[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
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[CHRISTMAS BEER gets put back on the bar ]
PERSON [who just drank CHRISTMAS BEER]:
Oh my god
CHEEKY ELF:
SEE?
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreihdolqp33utirnxlepybldhkayvwfgh4a7ygov4yhx2dvboi4aqjq@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
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Big news in Hollywood today—
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
Benedict Cumberbatch Hoping To Adapt Classic British Novel ‘Rogue Male’ Next Year
Benedict Cumberbatch remains committed to adapting 'Rogue Male,' the classic British novel he says inspired Ian Fleming to write James Bond.
deadline.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Big news in Hollywood today—
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
Benedict Cumbermatch plans on making a film of Geoffrey Household's Rogue Male. It was previously adapted by Fritz Lang into Man Hunt (1941), starring Walter Pidgeon, Joan Bennett, and a delicious George Sanders as the baddie.
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I’m not sure what this guy is, but he looks surprised.
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’m not sure what this guy is, but he looks surprised.
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🥰 Caribbean Reef Octopus 🐙 Hand sculpted from clay and lovingly painted 🎨
#ArtAdventCalendar #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡
#ArtAdventCalendar #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🥰 Caribbean Reef Octopus 🐙 Hand sculpted from clay and lovingly painted 🎨
#ArtAdventCalendar #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡
#ArtAdventCalendar #ArtYear #Art #ArtGallery #Sculpture #Octopus #MarineLife #CoralReef #ArtSale #BSNM #Invertebrates 🦑🐡
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Datacentres – why are they so thirsty? Let’s ask a shark! | First Dog on the Moon
Datacentres – why are they so thirsty? Let’s ask a shark! | First Dog on the Moon
Do we even want or need all these datacentres? That is apparently none of your business
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Datacentres – why are they so thirsty? Let’s ask a shark! | First Dog on the Moon