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Do your new year’s resolutions fit the temper of the times? | Fiona Katauskas
Do your new year’s resolutions fit the temper of the times? | Fiona Katauskas
Some things just aren’t resolvable ... * See more of Fiona Katauskas’s cartoons here Continue reading...
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December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The Ashes inspiration, overpreparation and bold tactics: a history of Australia v England two-day Tests | Geoff Lemon
The Ashes inspiration, overpreparation and bold tactics: a history of Australia v England two-day Tests | Geoff Lemon
The old rivals have clashed in eight of the 27 Tests to finish inside two days – these are the tales behind the six matches played before the current series To put in context the surprise that greeted the two-day Boxing Day Test just gone, consider the rarity by arithmetic. The match in Melbourne was Test number 2,615, and was two-day Test number 27. You don’t need a calculator to see that’s roughly 1%. And yet we’ve had two such matches in the current Ashes series, plus another in Australia three years earlier. We’ve had half a dozen two-day Tests worldwide since 2021. What gives? Nine two-day Tests – fully one-third of the total – happened in the 1800s, when pitches could become swamps or shooting galleries. The next few mostly involved weak teams in their early years of development. Australia and England each dished one out to South Africa in the tri-series of 1912, and the South African team was little stronger when ripped up by Clarrie Grimmett and Bill O’Reilly in 1936. Australia also bashed up a new West Indies team in 1932 and New Zealand in 1946. Continue reading...
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December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Between 1985 and 2018, wave heights in the Southern Ocean increased by 30cm, or about a centimetre a year. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Here are some people you’ll find in every local community Facebook group | Jess Harwood
Here are some people you’ll find in every local community Facebook group | Jess Harwood
Some of them are exactly the kind of members you want to meet, others … not so much Continue reading...
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December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anastasia review – a tone-deaf adaptation with little to say
Anastasia review – a tone-deaf adaptation with little to say
Regent Theatre, Melbourne A few great performances can’t save a musical that fudges history and narrative stakes in service of sentiment and sparkle The real Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov was murdered alongside her father Tsar Nicholas II and the rest of her family during Russia’s Bolshevik revolution in 1918. Rumours of her survival persist – despite irrefutable evidence to the contrary – because the myth of the lost princess is a heady and seductive one, fodder for cheap historical fiction and, yes, animated kids movies. This 2017 Broadway musical – which premiered in Australia in Melbourne at the weekend, before a national tour – isn’t a Disney production but it apes Disney’s approach slavishly: heap with sentiment, dazzle with bling and try to say as little as possible. Based on the 1997 film, with music by Stephen Flaherty and lyrics by Lynn Ahrens, this Anastasia (Georgina Hopson) naturally survives the completely fictional storming of her family’s palace (there was one but years after their deaths) to become a street sweeper in St Petersburg. She conveniently has amnesia and believes her name is Anya, a lazy plot device from the movie that the book writer, Terrence McNally, doesn’t fix. Continue reading...
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December 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
MCG pitch is easy scapegoat but sloppy cricket is to blame for early Ashes finishes | Geoff Lemonff
MCG pitch is easy scapegoat but sloppy cricket is to blame for early Ashes finishes | Geoff Lemonff
While the Melbourne curator had to face the media and say sorry, some of the players owe him an apology in return You know that something has gone wrong when the man in charge of the cricket pitch is giving a post-match press conference. Australian pitches are celebrities in their own right, each with a distinct perceived personality. Perth – gasoline, bounce. Sydney – intrigue, spin. Adelaide – graft, a late finale. Like any possessor of fame who has been around long enough, some trade on past glories that no longer apply, but what those ideas mean to the people repeating them is worth more than the truth itself. Aptly, these celebrities have agents, representatives, fluffers, heading to media appearances before each Test to prognosticate. Where the English grass gaffers are still called groundsmen, clomping around in gumboots yelling at interlopers to get off their giant lawn, the Australians are curators, artfully synthesising the elements of sun and rain and dew and morning mist into something tangible. Their pre-match appearances are oracular, reading the grass clippings like Babylonians did the heavens to say what might happen, to give the mood of the soil, to press one ear to the ground and tell you whether she be restless or still. Continue reading...
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December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
‘It would drive some people crazy’: Victoria’s French Island remains remote, and that’s how most like it
‘It would drive some people crazy’: Victoria’s French Island remains remote, and that’s how most like it
Just 70km from Melbourne yet only accessible by ferry, the island’s isolation is the source of its appeal and its biggest drawback * Read more summer essentials Approaching French Island on the ferry at dawn, if you’re lucky you might be greeted by the sight of hundreds of ibis in flight. From far away, they look like starlings in murmuration, the flock constantly swelling and shifting like the sea far beneath them. Just 70km from Melbourne in the middle of Western Port Bay, French Island is a remote haven hidden in plain sight. While nearby Phillip Island boasts popular holiday attractions, a motorcycle grand prix, a population of nearly 14,000 and a bridge to the mainland, French Island – twice its size – can only be accessed by an expensive, intermittent two-car barge from the small town of Corinella, or passenger ferry from Stony Point. It’s a refuge for native wildlife, and for a small human population – just 139 in the last census – who live entirely off-grid and prefer things to stay quiet. Continue reading...
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December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM