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wade of mutilation
@waderockett.bsky.social
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Seattle-area writer, TTRPG designer, horror movie watcher, Megalopolis fan, religion nerd, Toastie, Trekkie, and Friend of DeSoto.

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Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · Apr 22
Once I dreamt I was a Chaos Muppet. Soon I awaked, and I was myself again. Now I do not know whether I was an Order Muppet dreaming I was a Chaos Muppet, or whether I am now a Chaos Muppet, dreaming I am an Order Muppet.
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gamedesignerben.bsky.social
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
Text from the article in the photo of the quoted post. Highlighted text reads: European breeders, she said, already came up with a Purple Rain potato. Someone else beat her to a Raspberry Beret, too
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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vuc.bsky.social
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
waderockett.bsky.social
An all-time classic.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Gestapo officer Toht screams in terror as the wrath of G-d is unleashed on the Nazis.
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
If you're transgender you have to live
catlady.gay La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 2d
If you're transgender you have to live
emoria.bsky.social 🩵 🩷 Emoria 🩷 🩵 @emoria.bsky.social · 2d
if you're transgender you have to live
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
waderockett.bsky.social
A still from the restaurant scene in Big Trouble in Little China. Two young Chinese men, Eddie and Wang, sit at a table where Eddie is eating while he explains the bloody Chinatown street fight between warring secret societies. In response to Jack’s question, “Hell of being what?”, Eddie answers, “Chinese have a lot of hells.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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blakesquest.bsky.social
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
Header: Choose Your Mentor Young Man Top panel: alpha male e-celeb (Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate pictured and saying unhinged shit) Bottom panel: friendly guy you met in the pub (aggressively British guy holding a pint of beer and saying supportive things)
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
when you lightly touch miette with the side of your foot
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Insanity
SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
waderockett.bsky.social
GHOST RIDER DRACULA starring Nic Cage
An action figure of Dracula that looks like Nic Cage’s version from Renfield, serving cunt and riding a bright red motorcycle with skulls on it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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calamityjon.bsky.social
Say, @nancycomics.bsky.social -- This November 20, 1955, Gordo strip by Gus Arriola includes a sneaky Nancy cameo. Can you help me pinpoint the date on which Sluggo's iconic "Break it up, break it up" strip first appeared?
A Gordo strip in which an accidental fire burns right through the comics page, revealing an Ernie Bushmiller Nancy strip in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
waderockett.bsky.social
It took me a while to get into it, but once Prodigy found its footing it turned out to be some damn good Star Trek.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
Very pleased to inform everyone that Hello Kitty Island Adventure is a 0451 game #hkia
A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. The character Cherry asks the player “what’s the password?” and the four potential answers are: - Open sesame! - Let me in! - 0451! - Uh… admin?
September 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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decafjedi.com
I'm at the barber and just watched a cop try to figure out how he was going to comfortably sit in the chair with his gun strapped around his waist.

His eventual solution: laying the gun on the floor for the duration of the haircut. 👍
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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vintageobscura.net
Nermin Niazi and Feisal Mosleh - Sari Sari Raat [Pakistan/UK, Disco/Synthpop/New Wave] (1986)
https://redd.it/rnxvir
https://youtu.be/Hl5_Rf7GPgo
Nermin Niazi and Feisal Mosleh - Sari Sari Raat [Pakistan/UK, Disco/Synthpop/New Wave] (1986)
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
waderockett.bsky.social
Hamlet delivering the “Alas, poor Yorick” speech to Captain Sensible’s head.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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jasonkoebler.bsky.social
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
A video pinball machine with a blue screen of death
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
waderockett.bsky.social
Name a more iconic duo
klm.bsky.social KLM @klm.bsky.social · 5d
halloween 2008. she's Sarah from Labyrinth and i'm Fidel Castro
a beautiful woman wearing a ridiculously long curly brown wig and a white poufy 1980s dress she made out of curtains from the thrift store, next to a person wearing olive green fatigues, a bad fake white beard, fake smoking a cigar.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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brigid.bsky.social
- explosions
- creatures
- bonkers shit from the early 80s
- historical but fictional
- repo man
shaenon.bsky.social Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 6d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
moviessilently.bsky.social Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 6d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine

(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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calamityjon.bsky.social
Ah, every time they announce another "Little Batman" series, I remember that I am a trendsetter.
Cover to a comic called "BAT-MAN" which is an homage to Detective Comics #27. by Jon Morris
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Hi team #StarTrek, please give a read or a share, and thank you 🙏🏼
This is an all white box with only words in it, a break from tradish today. It reads, “Idealistic “Start Trek Future we want to see” post today but not specifically a screenshot. Putting out an ask because you all are an awesome community of smart and caring people. I do some work with an incredible nonprofit that serves the unhoused and those in deep poverty in the Twin Cities, MN. State and federal funding has changed a lot this past year and we’re expecting even more loss in these areas. We’re in a campaign to raise funds to maintain hours, continue to serve, and be a resource and source of love and dignity for those our society tends to look away from. My ask is to consider giving $3.00, or $5.00, or more if you are fortunate to have it, to help those living on the edge of survival. We are many and can make a difference, thank you all for any generosity you can lend. Ad Aspera, Per Astra! To give, go to ListeningHouse.org and hit the donate button.” Included also is a picture of the single most important man in Starfleet History, Chief Miles, Edward, O’Brien, who was a famous supporter of worthy nonprofits in his time.🙏🏼
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
waderockett.bsky.social
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:

The Rowling Stones
aldorado.bsky.social ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 7d
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:

Rust
amandabf.bsky.social Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 8d
Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing:

The Bleatles
Scum 41
Sleep Taken
The Pho
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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elea.fyi
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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adamserwer.bsky.social
We Should All Become The Joker
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
waderockett.bsky.social
BÖRK BÖRK, an apocalyptic fantasy TTRPG where you play cleaver-wielding Swedish chefs fighting monstrous chickens.
a man in a chef hat talks to a stuffed turkey
Alt: A Muppet Show segment in which the Swedish Chef waves a cleaver around to the consternation of a chicken.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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robindlaws.bsky.social
Because Nolan did not destroy the IMAX camera it was able to make the long trip home to put its wife’s suitors to the sword
discussingfilm.net DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 8d
Christopher Nolan confirms ‘THE ODYSSEY’ was the first feature film to be filmed entirely with IMAX film cameras

“I did not destroy an IMAX camera on this film. I have destroyed several in my time, but these ones survived The Odyssey”

(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM