KLM
@klm.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ♿ 😺 🦀 🚌 🚲🖖 they/them | by day: research on household finances | always: Silver Spring, housing, transit, bikes, queer sci-fi, accessibility
pfp: me in 🕶️ smiling on a beach
banner: me + best cat ever (rip Caprica)
pfp: me in 🕶️ smiling on a beach
banner: me + best cat ever (rip Caprica)
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KLM
@klm.bsky.social
· May 17
"are you a boy or a girl?"
i am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
i am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
"are you a boy or a girl?"
i am the scent of burning leaves on an autumn night. i am the wind shaking bare trees. i am the shadows cast by moonlight. i am the raven's cry. i am the rose and i am its thorns. i shake the very earth with my footfalls.
i am the scent of burning leaves on an autumn night. i am the wind shaking bare trees. i am the shadows cast by moonlight. i am the raven's cry. i am the rose and i am its thorns. i shake the very earth with my footfalls.
"are you a boy or a girl?"
I am the living, burning soul of a murdered planet stuffed into a meatsack and I'm mad about it
I am the living, burning soul of a murdered planet stuffed into a meatsack and I'm mad about it
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I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
for perspective here, there were about 800,000 job losses in january 2009
i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain
i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain
There were 108,000 job cuts in January in the U.S., the most to begin a year since the Great Recession in 2009, according to a new report.
U.S. Jobs Disappear At Fastest January Pace Since Great Recession
There were 108,000 job cuts in January in the U.S., the most to begin a year since the Great Recession in 2009, according to a new report.
www.forbes.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
for perspective here, there were about 800,000 job losses in january 2009
i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain
i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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A warlord adrift, lost in time. A starship captain, who's many things but never a boy scout. Adversaries. Lovers.
"He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
Space Seeded Rivalry
"He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
Space Seeded Rivalry
Two Living with the Land cast members must keep their love secret as they care for the plants at a popular theme park attraction and compete for a promotion.
Seeded Rivalry
Seeded Rivalry
Two Olympic shot putters must keep their love a secret as they compete in Los Angeles for gold.
Yeeted Rivalry.
Yeeted Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
A warlord adrift, lost in time. A starship captain, who's many things but never a boy scout. Adversaries. Lovers.
"He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
Space Seeded Rivalry
"He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
Space Seeded Rivalry
manatees are the best, most majestic big chonkers ever to play the game 🥲
Focus on lesser-known marine mammals: Manatees. across changing coastlines. Dr. Carol Meirelles of UBC's Marine Mammal Research Unit talks about her research on #manatees in Brazil, and the Alliance for Manatees oceans.ubc.ca/2026/02/05/f.... @science.ubc.ca
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
manatees are the best, most majestic big chonkers ever to play the game 🥲
Avery Brooks, who did *not* die!
saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Avery Brooks, who did *not* die!
thank you, Avery 😭
saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
thank you, Avery 😭
saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time
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I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
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the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
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amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline
My timeline and probably everyone's is so brutal and punishing for the brain and soul at the moment.
So here's a kid eating an apple in one of the most stunning places on this planet.
So here's a kid eating an apple in one of the most stunning places on this planet.
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline
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is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy?
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy?
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i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week?
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
March 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week?
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
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when you meet a dinosaur make friends with them
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when you meet a dinosaur make friends with them
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since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind
April 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind
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reskeet with your best bleps
May 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
reskeet with your best bleps
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caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland
July 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland
i'd leave stamets and culber for lura thok too damn
JET RENO DESERVES THIS
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
i'd leave stamets and culber for lura thok too damn
forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
🧊Impacts: Freezing rain a real problem late Sunday
⚠️Especially south & east of DC
💡Power outages could last a day or more
🪫Charge devices; consider alternate heat source
⚠️Especially south & east of DC
💡Power outages could last a day or more
🪫Charge devices; consider alternate heat source
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz
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The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one.
I don't know why the alt text isn't showing on that one. Is it showing on this one?
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one.
mox shirts are so comfy and fun to wear
a lot of new eyes this week.
hi, we're mox. we devote one day a week to trying to pay our bills. today is unfortunately that day.
if you are new, we do things differently than most. it's the only way that doesn't feel gross.
thank you. stay safe.
artbymox.shop/our-model
hi, we're mox. we devote one day a week to trying to pay our bills. today is unfortunately that day.
if you are new, we do things differently than most. it's the only way that doesn't feel gross.
thank you. stay safe.
artbymox.shop/our-model
January 24, 2026 at 9:54 PM
mox shirts are so comfy and fun to wear