So Tired in Maryland 🦀
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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
Eight hours of sleep: where have you been all my life?
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Eight hours of sleep: where have you been all my life?
I lost my dad to Parkinson's almost 7 years ago. Nothing but love. ♥️
Y’all I’ve surpassed even my wildest thoughts of fundraising. You’re all amazing! In case you wanna know about donations.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I lost my dad to Parkinson's almost 7 years ago. Nothing but love. ♥️
I feel like @heatherw25.bsky.social could do an entire podcast on what just happened.
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I feel like @heatherw25.bsky.social could do an entire podcast on what just happened.
Me when someone says "irregardless".
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Me when someone says "irregardless".
TIL that Life Alert commercials are still a thing. And they're spectacular.
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
TIL that Life Alert commercials are still a thing. And they're spectacular.
Moxys continue to be the funniest hotel chain in the history of mankind.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Moxys continue to be the funniest hotel chain in the history of mankind.
What if the real McNugget caviar was just friends we made along the way.
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
What if the real McNugget caviar was just friends we made along the way.
When people ask me where I went to college
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
When people ask me where I went to college
Please halp.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Please halp.
Somehow he made "no child left behind" even worse.
my "i left epstein island with ALL of my children" tshirt is prompting questions already answered by my shirt
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Somehow he made "no child left behind" even worse.
Man, @beckyhammer.bsky.social is going to have to testify, isn't she?
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Man, @beckyhammer.bsky.social is going to have to testify, isn't she?
Poor airplane wifi really cramping my shiposting style.
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Poor airplane wifi really cramping my shiposting style.
Off to the land of hot chicken.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Off to the land of hot chicken.
Why isn't Mina on a float???
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Why isn't Mina on a float???
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Heaven help me if I ever meet someone in person who claims to be an AI author. I have a glass face. I cannot pretend. I will do my trademark cackle and then just snicker uncontrollably for a while. Do you let the plagiarism robot kiss your lover? Look at sunsets for you? Why are you even alive?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Heaven help me if I ever meet someone in person who claims to be an AI author. I have a glass face. I cannot pretend. I will do my trademark cackle and then just snicker uncontrollably for a while. Do you let the plagiarism robot kiss your lover? Look at sunsets for you? Why are you even alive?
The only way the Mr. Beast Salesforce ad could have been better is if it didn't exist.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The only way the Mr. Beast Salesforce ad could have been better is if it didn't exist.
Ferris Bueller, you are not my hero.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Ferris Bueller, you are not my hero.
Too many gd QR codes.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Too many gd QR codes.
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Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
Ring was like hey look at these cute dogs while we snitch on your neighbors.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ring was like hey look at these cute dogs while we snitch on your neighbors.
Poppi still gives you oily poops.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Poppi still gives you oily poops.
Imagine watching a sober Kid Rock instead of anything.
Imagine watching a drunken kid rock instead of *THAT*
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Imagine watching a sober Kid Rock instead of anything.
Ricky Martin???
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Ricky Martin???