Festivus in Maryland 🦀🌲
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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
I am the Joker dot gif
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am the Joker dot gif
My year in review, gif edition.
a phone screen with the words your anxiety is calling you on it
Alt: a phone screen with the words your anxiety is calling you on it
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My year in review, gif edition.
I didn't know anything about the backstory of Wicked before seeing the traveling show in Baltimore last night (yes, I live under a rock) and I'm still like "wait, THAT'S how the scarecrow came to be??????"
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I didn't know anything about the backstory of Wicked before seeing the traveling show in Baltimore last night (yes, I live under a rock) and I'm still like "wait, THAT'S how the scarecrow came to be??????"
Auld ang ziety
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Auld ang ziety
Tostitos scoops serve no practical purpose except to slit the gums of your enemies.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Tostitos scoops serve no practical purpose except to slit the gums of your enemies.
Old Bay hot sauce
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Old Bay hot sauce
Yeah, Wicked is pretty good.
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yeah, Wicked is pretty good.
Heard this was good. My view the next 3 hours.
December 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Heard this was good. My view the next 3 hours.
I wish people would think critically for just a millisecond as to why the administration would be floating the idea of a 50-year mortgage.
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I wish people would think critically for just a millisecond as to why the administration would be floating the idea of a 50-year mortgage.
MOAR DEBT
Scott Turner: "More research needs to be done on a 50 year mortgage and the other ideas that are being put forth ... the 50 year mortgage and other ideas that have been circulated to the public are being discussed, are on the table."
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
MOAR DEBT
Celebrating sleeping until 4:30. The bar for success is low.
December 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Celebrating sleeping until 4:30. The bar for success is low.
Do not order a Bloody Mary.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Do not order a Bloody Mary.
I fully believe that strawberry pop tart had a bathroom emergency, which would have been fine if he was frosted fudge.
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I fully believe that strawberry pop tart had a bathroom emergency, which would have been fine if he was frosted fudge.
MAKE THE POP TART SCREAMMMM
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
MAKE THE POP TART SCREAMMMM
Every game of the CFP should be themed after a different Pop Tart.
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Every game of the CFP should be themed after a different Pop Tart.
This is awkward.
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is awkward.
This skeet should have a billion likes.
BYU just soaked all those pop tarts.
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This skeet should have a billion likes.
BYU just soaked all those pop tarts.
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
BYU just soaked all those pop tarts.
Holy crap, GT.
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Holy crap, GT.
The Internet was a bad idea.
Fun fact: I still get these comments like once a week
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Internet was a bad idea.
Pregaming with pop tart nachos and a frosted strawberry margarita.
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pregaming with pop tart nachos and a frosted strawberry margarita.
VR cottage cheese > real cottage cheese
Many retirement developments serve as a tranquil refuge for older people who can no longer travel to faraway places or engage in bold adventures.
Virtual reality opens doors for older people to build closer connections in real life
Many retirement developments serve as a tranquil refuge for older people who can no longer travel to faraway places or engage in bold adventures.
bit.ly
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
VR cottage cheese > real cottage cheese
Big day today.
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him
Alt: a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Big day today.