Ben Gellman-Chomsky
@benjgc.bsky.social
Sportscaster in MiLB and beyond. Working to put the best commentary in the game at @MLBTheShow. Let's talk. Opinions my own. Protect trans kids.
The last line. Mother of god.
“At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot.”
“At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot.”
This is a great review: northshoremovies.wpcomstaging.com/2026/01/31/r...
Review – Melania
MELANIA. A documentary directed by Brett Ratner. Featuring Melania Trump, Donald Trump. Rated PG. 107 minutes. In theaters. Signifying nothing One of the most stultifying moviegoing experiences ima…
northshoremovies.wpcomstaging.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The last line. Mother of god.
“At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot.”
“At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot.”
I’d bet on Antonio de Rivera Garcia Azul Falcóne
everyone assumes sebben was there but potamus is the guy to bet on
sebben had his own island
sebben had his own island
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’d bet on Antonio de Rivera Garcia Azul Falcóne
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can’t believe this just showed up in the released epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
can’t believe this just showed up in the released epstein files
Successfully chased a fly that had gotten into my house up into a spiderweb, the circle of life. Gave the spider a nod of thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Successfully chased a fly that had gotten into my house up into a spiderweb, the circle of life. Gave the spider a nod of thanks.
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Disappointed that Jayson handwaved away Schilling's off-field controversies. He's a no-doubter for his on-field performance, but inducting him would be a slap in the face to me and many other Jewish folks I know. And I know Jayson's an MoT as well. It'd be tough for me to see Schill in the HoF.
New from me:
I answered your Hall of Fame questions
Pettitte vs Bonds/Clemens
Hamels vs Felix
Rollins vs Abreu
Schilling, Whitaker & 3 more players we've whiffed on
The All One-Vote-for-the-HOF team
And lots more!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
I answered your Hall of Fame questions
Pettitte vs Bonds/Clemens
Hamels vs Felix
Rollins vs Abreu
Schilling, Whitaker & 3 more players we've whiffed on
The All One-Vote-for-the-HOF team
And lots more!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Disappointed that Jayson handwaved away Schilling's off-field controversies. He's a no-doubter for his on-field performance, but inducting him would be a slap in the face to me and many other Jewish folks I know. And I know Jayson's an MoT as well. It'd be tough for me to see Schill in the HoF.
Anybody got the @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social headshot for photoshoppin' reasons?
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Anybody got the @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social headshot for photoshoppin' reasons?
I'm in this picture and I don't like it (or at least I have been in this picture)
‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’ https://theonion.com/dads-under-a-lot-of-pressure-at-work-says-woman-of-husband-who-spends-half-day-playing-clash-of-clans/
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm in this picture and I don't like it (or at least I have been in this picture)
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First look: Aaron Judge slides onto the cover of MLB The Show 26 🧢
Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq
Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
First look: Aaron Judge slides onto the cover of MLB The Show 26 🧢
Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq
Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq
I once was taking in my 92 Camry to a service station for (I think) repairs on the cruise control. It was pouring rain and flooding, and as I got off the highway, the interior lights started flickering.
Whole thing shut off by itself as I rolled into the spot.
Drove it another four years.
Whole thing shut off by itself as I rolled into the spot.
Drove it another four years.
don't know if you've truly lived until you've attempted to limp a dying car to the nearest offramp
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I once was taking in my 92 Camry to a service station for (I think) repairs on the cruise control. It was pouring rain and flooding, and as I got off the highway, the interior lights started flickering.
Whole thing shut off by itself as I rolled into the spot.
Drove it another four years.
Whole thing shut off by itself as I rolled into the spot.
Drove it another four years.
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2025 Top 20 Best-Selling Premium Games - U.S. (Dollar Sales, Physical and Digital from digital data sharing publishers, excludes add-on content)
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
2025 Top 20 Best-Selling Premium Games - U.S. (Dollar Sales, Physical and Digital from digital data sharing publishers, excludes add-on content)
Reposted by Ben Gellman-Chomsky
Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Imagining Ohio State losing the CFP final in Ohio Stadium to, like, fucking wake forest or something. That’s this for Miami and it rules, congrats Hoosiers
Gundy's hair looks like some eldritch parasite.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Gundy's hair looks like some eldritch parasite.
Punting is winning.
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Punting is winning.
America the Beautiful but not Lift Ev’ry Voice on MLK Day, boooooooo
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
America the Beautiful but not Lift Ev’ry Voice on MLK Day, boooooooo
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Peace, children, peace, the King doth love you well.
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Peace, children, peace, the King doth love you well.
This is one of my favorite stories about the great Hank Greenberg, the man from NYC who became a superstar in Detroit when it was the home of Father Coughlin and Henry Ford. One of the best righty hitters of all time, and fearless.
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is one of my favorite stories about the great Hank Greenberg, the man from NYC who became a superstar in Detroit when it was the home of Father Coughlin and Henry Ford. One of the best righty hitters of all time, and fearless.
Truly need to hear from @keithlaw.bsky.social about what he thinks of the Red Sox signing Ranger Suarez and what the next move is
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Truly need to hear from @keithlaw.bsky.social about what he thinks of the Red Sox signing Ranger Suarez and what the next move is
Hell of an Indian buffet at a gas station in Indiana. Still amazed almost 7 years later
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Hell of an Indian buffet at a gas station in Indiana. Still amazed almost 7 years later
Excellent news. This group is awful.
NEW: Far-right Zionist group Betar US will disband following an investigation by NY State Attorney General Letitia James into the group's "violence against and harassment of Muslim, Arab, Palestinian, and Jewish activists" and failure to register as a charity in NY despite soliciting donations.
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Excellent news. This group is awful.
If you're spraying graffiti denouncing Israel on a wall of a synagogue that burned down, you're doing something antisemitic. This would be true even if there hadn't been an arson attack at a synagogue elsewhere in the USA over the last week.
Anti-zionist graffiti was discovered Sunday on a wall of the Pasadena Jewish Temple and Center, which has not yet been rebuilt after the Eaton fire in California.
Synagogue Is Vandalized Days After Anniversary of L.A. Wildfire That Leveled It
Graffiti denouncing Zionism was discovered Sunday on a wall of the campus, which has not yet been rebuilt after the Eaton fire.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
If you're spraying graffiti denouncing Israel on a wall of a synagogue that burned down, you're doing something antisemitic. This would be true even if there hadn't been an arson attack at a synagogue elsewhere in the USA over the last week.
Ventronic
Without saying Gundam, name a giant robot
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Ventronic
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM