Ramzy Nasrallah
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on a good day we can part the sea
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Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them
PROGRAMMING NOTE: UCLA Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: UCLA Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Washington-Wisconsin & Auburn-Vandy engaged in simultaneously thrilling mid-offs. Entire sections of both stadiums shirtless and screaming. Playing for ReliaQuest dreams and Duke’s Mayo bowkaki. Everyone at field level is in hell. Best sport and nothing comes close
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Washington-Wisconsin & Auburn-Vandy engaged in simultaneously thrilling mid-offs. Entire sections of both stadiums shirtless and screaming. Playing for ReliaQuest dreams and Duke’s Mayo bowkaki. Everyone at field level is in hell. Best sport and nothing comes close
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Iowa's unique place in college football traditions:
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Iowa's unique place in college football traditions:
It is deeply stupid that Iowa and Oregon didn’t come up with a big dumb gaudy bird trophy to play for today. We used to be a proper conference
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It is deeply stupid that Iowa and Oregon didn’t come up with a big dumb gaudy bird trophy to play for today. We used to be a proper conference
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
The third time you watch this just focus on the guys on the sideline
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The third time you watch this just focus on the guys on the sideline
The actions of a man who believes fainting is contagious
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The actions of a man who believes fainting is contagious
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Purdue's most recent B1G win in football came against...any guesses? The answer might surprise you.
THE SITUATIONAL: Sorry For Your Loss
Has any Ohio State team ranked near the top of the college football world ever had trouble escaping West Lafayette unscathed?
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November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Purdue's most recent B1G win in football came against...any guesses? The answer might surprise you.
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
I wrote about the Grateful Dead
THE SITUATIONAL: Sorry For Your Loss
Has any Ohio State team ranked near the top of the college football world ever had trouble escaping West Lafayette unscathed?
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wrote about the Grateful Dead
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Purdue Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Purdue Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
draft-eligible underclassmen seeing the Jets pile up high draft picks
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
draft-eligible underclassmen seeing the Jets pile up high draft picks
cannot believe they figured out a way to get Nico Iamaleava back in Ohio Stadium under the lights, this is David Blaine-level magic
Ohio State will play its third home night game of the season when it hosts UCLA on Nov. 15.
Ohio State’s Nov. 15 Home Game vs. UCLA Set for 7:30 P.m. Kickoff on NBC
Ohio State will play its third home night game of the season when it hosts UCLA on Nov. 15, with NBC televising the 7:30 p.m. game.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
cannot believe they figured out a way to get Nico Iamaleava back in Ohio Stadium under the lights, this is David Blaine-level magic
Maryland is deeply unserious
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Maryland is deeply unserious
running off-tackle in the most telegraphed way is my passion
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
running off-tackle in the most telegraphed way is my passion
No earthly idea what targeting is, have stopped trying to figure it out. Anyway 1st down Clemson
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No earthly idea what targeting is, have stopped trying to figure it out. Anyway 1st down Clemson
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IMPORTANT: Today Gronk & Jeff Svoboda recreated their iconic photo from Gronk’s hungover visit in 2006 📸 Josh Winslow/11W
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
IMPORTANT: Today Gronk & Jeff Svoboda recreated their iconic photo from Gronk’s hungover visit in 2006 📸 Josh Winslow/11W
It would usurp the 2024 Michigan game for objective hilarity I wish I was equipped to enjoy
Penn State has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It would usurp the 2024 Michigan game for objective hilarity I wish I was equipped to enjoy
I wrote about turning bad losses into good lessons
THE SITUATIONAL: Catalog of a Catastrophe
Finally, the November Saturday everyone had circled is upon us. No, not that one. The other one. It was circled! Look it up.
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October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wrote about turning bad losses into good lessons
TIL Brian Kelly is Cleo McDowell www.espn.com/blog/green-b...
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
TIL Brian Kelly is Cleo McDowell www.espn.com/blog/green-b...