Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
on a good day we can part the sea
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
Game is awesome and McDonough is throwing 300mph with every reaction
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Game is awesome and McDonough is throwing 300mph with every reaction
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Everyone is in danger with Indiana on the loose.
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Everyone is in danger with Indiana on the loose.
Whoever preprogrammed the Rose Bowl stadium sounds prior to the game could not have imagined Dixieland Delight would come on with Alabama down 31-3
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Whoever preprogrammed the Rose Bowl stadium sounds prior to the game could not have imagined Dixieland Delight would come on with Alabama down 31-3
Dallas basically closes at 11pm. A city with the vibes of an old couple on Halloween that turns off their porch lights at 8pm
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Dallas basically closes at 11pm. A city with the vibes of an old couple on Halloween that turns off their porch lights at 8pm
This was my favorite New Years btw
I quit drinking in May so this New Year has been dramatically different from the one 15 years ago when I went to @ramzy.bsky.social’s house and
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January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This was my favorite New Years btw
This is the Glendale Massacre updated for the modern era
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This is the Glendale Massacre updated for the modern era
Just walked in, feels as expected
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Just walked in, feels as expected
Did Whittingham just say “Michigan University?”
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Did Whittingham just say “Michigan University?”
Minter not so hot against CJ when he isn’t being fed literally every play call prior to the snap
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Minter not so hot against CJ when he isn’t being fed literally every play call prior to the snap
And I mean this unsarcastically because it’s nothing short of amazing- the greatest trick bowl season ever pulled was getting the masses to simp for Mars, Incorporated
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
And I mean this unsarcastically because it’s nothing short of amazing- the greatest trick bowl season ever pulled was getting the masses to simp for Mars, Incorporated
Congratulations Michigan on buying a Honda Civic that’s never broken down once or ever topped 72 mph but has 275,000 miles on it and smells exactly like a car-scented car
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Congratulations Michigan on buying a Honda Civic that’s never broken down once or ever topped 72 mph but has 275,000 miles on it and smells exactly like a car-scented car
Wrote about the 2002 Miami Hurricanes, whom I believed would have beaten an all-star team of players from the entire Bo Schembechler and Hayden Fry eras
THE SITUATIONAL: A Reason to See You Again
Ohio State broke The U in Tempe January 3, 2003. In order for the Buckeyes to achieve their primary program objective, Miami must stay broken.
www.elevenwarriors.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wrote about the 2002 Miami Hurricanes, whom I believed would have beaten an all-star team of players from the entire Bo Schembechler and Hayden Fry eras
I like how this is shaped to be completely about toxic lone wolf Sherrone Moore. No one at U-M could have known. Matt Weiss worked for multiple Harbaughs for years - lone wolf. Alex Yood, famously lonely & wolfy. Fergus Connolly, Jim Minick, Greg Scruggs, Connor Stalions, Jim Harbaugh himself 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
From @theathletic.com: Five women told our reporters that they had strange or uncomfortable exchanges on Instagram with ex-Michigan coach Sherrone Moore as recently as last month and dating as far back as 2020.
Inside Sherrone Moore’s downfall: Instagram messages, emotional outbursts and Michigan’s breaking point
Five women contacted by The Athletic said they had strange or uncomfortable exchanges on Instagram with ex-Michigan coach Sherrone Moore.
nyti.ms
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I like how this is shaped to be completely about toxic lone wolf Sherrone Moore. No one at U-M could have known. Matt Weiss worked for multiple Harbaughs for years - lone wolf. Alex Yood, famously lonely & wolfy. Fergus Connolly, Jim Minick, Greg Scruggs, Connor Stalions, Jim Harbaugh himself 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Miami Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Miami Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors
It gives me anxiety every time I watch a Premier League game where a defender casually dicks around with the ball deep in their own end, somehow oblivious to the other Premier League guys they're facing. Anyway, Villa just gave up one of the most arrogant turbodipshit goals I've ever seen to Man U
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It gives me anxiety every time I watch a Premier League game where a defender casually dicks around with the ball deep in their own end, somehow oblivious to the other Premier League guys they're facing. Anyway, Villa just gave up one of the most arrogant turbodipshit goals I've ever seen to Man U
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The ACC is gonna send a copy of this tape to Notre Dame every day for a year
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The ACC is gonna send a copy of this tape to Notre Dame every day for a year
Going to the Cotton Bowl as a guest of TAMU people no matter who wins today and I’m at a loss for whom I should want to advance as both teams are capable of completely different types of hilarity
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Going to the Cotton Bowl as a guest of TAMU people no matter who wins today and I’m at a loss for whom I should want to advance as both teams are capable of completely different types of hilarity
Bammers, Sooners, you managed to piss off both Michigan and Notre Dame chuds tonight. Which means neither of you lost. You’re the champions of my heart 🏆 thank you gumps and gump adjacents
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bammers, Sooners, you managed to piss off both Michigan and Notre Dame chuds tonight. Which means neither of you lost. You’re the champions of my heart 🏆 thank you gumps and gump adjacents
Oh man that catch had 1st Down Clemson written all over it
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh man that catch had 1st Down Clemson written all over it
Who or what the fuck was Mateer throwing to
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Who or what the fuck was Mateer throwing to
Both of these teams should be playing in the Preparation H Bowl because they’re both extremely close to ass
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Both of these teams should be playing in the Preparation H Bowl because they’re both extremely close to ass
It’s weird but that Playoff First Round jersey patch gives me warm and fuzzies
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s weird but that Playoff First Round jersey patch gives me warm and fuzzies
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We need to talk about Ohio State's bizarre affinity for taking its NFL-caliber receivers off the field in critical situations.
Chess with a Dragon
A play caller who takes Ohio State's best players off the field on purpose in game-defining moments is a play caller actively aiding and abetting the Buckeyes' opponent.
www.elevenwarriors.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We need to talk about Ohio State's bizarre affinity for taking its NFL-caliber receivers off the field in critical situations.
In which I kink-shame Ohio State’s play calling
Chess with a Dragon
A play caller who takes Ohio State's best players off the field on purpose in game-defining moments is a play caller actively aiding and abetting the Buckeyes' opponent.
www.elevenwarriors.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In which I kink-shame Ohio State’s play calling