dæv
banner
farris.bsky.social
dæv
@farris.bsky.social
Former JCPenny model (1985-86).

San Luis Obispo, CA
Reposted by dæv
In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼
www.theverge.com/news/859309/...
No, Grok hasn’t paywalled its deepfake image feature
X’s sexual deepfake machine is still running, despite Grok saying otherwise.
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I Turned Into A Martian by Twitching Tongues on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 1:49
music.apple.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
New season started and I went out and scored a hat trick … for socialism 💅
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The safeties are off.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
love 2 vote blue no matter who
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by dæv
if they do, you can't make fun of british people for like...a week
BREAKING: The United Kingdom is considering banning X, per the Telegraph
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by dæv
greet death did a kexp show youtu.be/8RXDqFvp62Y?...
Greet Death - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I hope it happens while the credits are rolling at the end of this. I’ll be hooting and hollering, thinking I’m at the top of the world, and then I’ll find myself in the stratosphere, never to feel that good again.
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿

(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
ok
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Well now is just as good a time as any to watch all of 30 Rock again.
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This rocks.
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Genuinely all it took was that. I'm now ride or die for Robin Kelly.
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Fuck yeah more of this please.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
welp
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.

"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Reposted by dæv
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"

you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by dæv
i have wondered what would happen when they started shooting white women dead in the streets and i guess we're about to find out
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by dæv
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by dæv
abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Looking forward to a Hakeem Jeffries statement on how it’s sad that ICE isn’t using the court system to murder bystanders but that nonetheless they have a job to do.
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by dæv
Do this. It works.
I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Really frustrating that I had to do a bit of parenting and have The Talk* with my teen during s3 of Stranger Things.

*by the 1980s, the USSR was such a spent force that it’s impossible that they were running ops at this level of sophistication while also holding an interdimensional superweapon.
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Took a work break to whip up some cranberry orange with white chocolate biscotti.
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by dæv
We were not born to sit on Teams calls or do anything with Salesforce. This is unnatural. Eventually we have to say enough.
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
new tattoo day of the world’s greatest radio station from @dannyderrick.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by dæv
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM