Tofurky Enjoyer
@farris.bsky.social
Former JCPenny model (1985-86).
San Luis Obispo, CA
San Luis Obispo, CA
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
(some of my faves who were implicated)
“Not for me, thanks.”
“Not for me, thanks.”
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That’s right. (w @marcusborton.bsky.social)
he only went and set a PR while winking at Lisa before almost eating it in the mud at the finish line
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he only went and set a PR while winking at Lisa before almost eating it in the mud at the finish line
Excellent news. Now to sit back and watch while the grocery stores (who don't have a monopoly, by the way) lower prices in good faith.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Excellent news. Now to sit back and watch while the grocery stores (who don't have a monopoly, by the way) lower prices in good faith.
Set up a blanket fort for Her Majesty.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Set up a blanket fort for Her Majesty.
Years ago when we brought Stevie home, she immediately decided that she needed to steal the throne from B and went with the Small Spoon strategy instead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Years ago when we brought Stevie home, she immediately decided that she needed to steal the throne from B and went with the Small Spoon strategy instead.
post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
post you from a different era
[extremely The Pet Goat voice]
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[extremely The Pet Goat voice]
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
another hawk has smoked a pigeon
It’s becoming abundantly clear that the market simply demands more socialist politicians elected to higher and higher office.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s becoming abundantly clear that the market simply demands more socialist politicians elected to higher and higher office.
He was gone before I could respond to his last text. And now we’ll never get that last dinner together that he wanted to have with me.
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He was gone before I could respond to his last text. And now we’ll never get that last dinner together that he wanted to have with me.
Living in a college town is great. But one quirk of that is getting Instagram ads from the cops about how fines are doubled around Halloween haha
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Living in a college town is great. But one quirk of that is getting Instagram ads from the cops about how fines are doubled around Halloween haha
I know it’s Liverpool away but this ain’t great.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know it’s Liverpool away but this ain’t great.
🥰 my kid came back to drop off the early haul and gave me this little treat 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🥰 my kid came back to drop off the early haul and gave me this little treat 🥰
looking for some images of lady fingers for cake and come on don't do this pls
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
looking for some images of lady fingers for cake and come on don't do this pls
Fine, the NYTimes. All is forgiven. Gift Link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fine, the NYTimes. All is forgiven. Gift Link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
Double-barrel brownies for trivia tomorrow. Cakey with peanut butter marshmallow on top and fudgy with white chocolate chips on the bottom.
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Double-barrel brownies for trivia tomorrow. Cakey with peanut butter marshmallow on top and fudgy with white chocolate chips on the bottom.
Imagine being Keir Starmer, seeing this kind of thing, and being like, “ah nice yeah I really am doing a great job here.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Imagine being Keir Starmer, seeing this kind of thing, and being like, “ah nice yeah I really am doing a great job here.”
Walked 2 miles in the dark to catch the 6:11a train to Santa Barbara and here is my favorite reward.
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Walked 2 miles in the dark to catch the 6:11a train to Santa Barbara and here is my favorite reward.
Either we’re going to have a lot of fun the next time I host trivia or I’m having a nervous breakdown. Could be both!
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Either we’re going to have a lot of fun the next time I host trivia or I’m having a nervous breakdown. Could be both!
all this time they were just calling us socialists because they were jealous and wished they had the idea first smh
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
all this time they were just calling us socialists because they were jealous and wished they had the idea first smh
Heavy Apples = Not As Much Rise but no complaints overall.
October 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Heavy Apples = Not As Much Rise but no complaints overall.
goddamn they’re getting aggressive.
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
goddamn they’re getting aggressive.