Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
on a good day we can part the sea
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Special teams seem to have turned it around. Ohio has never been at war with New Jersey. And Carnell Tate and Jeremiah Smith are both going to be just fine.
THE SITUATIONAL: Two Truths and a Lie
Ohio State's seniors get one last glorious crack at the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, a program no Buckeye football player has ever lost to.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Special teams seem to have turned it around. Ohio has never been at war with New Jersey. And Carnell Tate and Jeremiah Smith are both going to be just fine.
Wrote about Carnell Tate, Jeremiah Smith & Bon Jovi
THE SITUATIONAL: Two Truths and a Lie
Ohio State's seniors get one last glorious crack at the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, a program no Buckeye football player has ever lost to.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wrote about Carnell Tate, Jeremiah Smith & Bon Jovi
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Rutgers Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Rutgers Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
UCLA has two 1st downs going into halftime. Just play the 2/3/4s the rest of the way. Smith was noticeably gimpy
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
UCLA has two 1st downs going into halftime. Just play the 2/3/4s the rest of the way. Smith was noticeably gimpy
Amazing TD run by RB4 in the 2nd quarter
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Amazing TD run by RB4 in the 2nd quarter
Apparently I have no idea what roughing the passer is anymore
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Apparently I have no idea what roughing the passer is anymore
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Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world.
It must be nice to be able to draw a holding flag in conference play
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It must be nice to be able to draw a holding flag in conference play
This TAMU game reeeeeeeks way more than “they’re having a bad day” absolutely reeks
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This TAMU game reeeeeeeks way more than “they’re having a bad day” absolutely reeks
Wisconsin is on its 4th string everything and yet the S&C staff hasn’t even been arrested yet
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Wisconsin is on its 4th string everything and yet the S&C staff hasn’t even been arrested yet
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them
PROGRAMMING NOTE: UCLA Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: UCLA Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Washington-Wisconsin & Auburn-Vandy engaged in simultaneously thrilling mid-offs. Entire sections of both stadiums shirtless and screaming. Playing for ReliaQuest dreams and Duke’s Mayo bowkaki. Everyone at field level is in hell. Best sport and nothing comes close
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Washington-Wisconsin & Auburn-Vandy engaged in simultaneously thrilling mid-offs. Entire sections of both stadiums shirtless and screaming. Playing for ReliaQuest dreams and Duke’s Mayo bowkaki. Everyone at field level is in hell. Best sport and nothing comes close
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Iowa's unique place in college football traditions:
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Iowa's unique place in college football traditions:
It is deeply stupid that Iowa and Oregon didn’t come up with a big dumb gaudy bird trophy to play for today. We used to be a proper conference
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It is deeply stupid that Iowa and Oregon didn’t come up with a big dumb gaudy bird trophy to play for today. We used to be a proper conference
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
The third time you watch this just focus on the guys on the sideline
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The third time you watch this just focus on the guys on the sideline
The actions of a man who believes fainting is contagious
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The actions of a man who believes fainting is contagious