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@howie.schoolbread.com
Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
This looks like planted evidence to me.
I thought I was going to get a Slightly Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake and instead I got the Ultimate Guilty photo of Parish stealing cake.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This looks like planted evidence to me.
Loser shit.
@howie.schoolbread.com has swears! They've used 15 profanities in their last 677 posts.
🥇 "hell" (4 times)
🥈 "shit" (3 times)
🥉 "fuck" (2 times)
🥇 "hell" (4 times)
🥈 "shit" (3 times)
🥉 "fuck" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Loser shit.
I love him and his janky whiskers.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love him and his janky whiskers.
Tell me the good news, @profanity.accountant.
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tell me the good news, @profanity.accountant.
The second nap was unexpected.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The second nap was unexpected.
It's November, guy.
Bears coach Ben Johnson took his shirt off before leading his "Good, better, best" chant 😤
📸 NFLonPrime/X
📸 NFLonPrime/X
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's November, guy.
That nap was an unexpected delight.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That nap was an unexpected delight.
Make a donation to a nonprofit today. They are doing more with less than ever, and the impact will be far greater and you'll feel so much better for it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Make a donation to a nonprofit today. They are doing more with less than ever, and the impact will be far greater and you'll feel so much better for it.
Going back to bed. The Black Friday deals can't find me under the covers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Going back to bed. The Black Friday deals can't find me under the covers.
The surest sign of the apocalypse
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The surest sign of the apocalypse
My dearest Martha,
Conditions on the front lines have deteriorated rapidly. I witnessed two women engage in hand to hand combat for a $79 television. The Orange Julius counter was overrun by an angry, snot-bubbled mob. I grow weary. I fear my credit card will be declined by noon.
Yours,
Cornelius
Conditions on the front lines have deteriorated rapidly. I witnessed two women engage in hand to hand combat for a $79 television. The Orange Julius counter was overrun by an angry, snot-bubbled mob. I grow weary. I fear my credit card will be declined by noon.
Yours,
Cornelius
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My dearest Martha,
Conditions on the front lines have deteriorated rapidly. I witnessed two women engage in hand to hand combat for a $79 television. The Orange Julius counter was overrun by an angry, snot-bubbled mob. I grow weary. I fear my credit card will be declined by noon.
Yours,
Cornelius
Conditions on the front lines have deteriorated rapidly. I witnessed two women engage in hand to hand combat for a $79 television. The Orange Julius counter was overrun by an angry, snot-bubbled mob. I grow weary. I fear my credit card will be declined by noon.
Yours,
Cornelius
Fingers crossed.
🚨🚨We are 24 hours away from the 2025 Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards. 🚨🚨
2024 was a doozy! Mickey Mouse went into Public Domain,
@jennynicholson.bsky.social's 4 hour Starcruiser video racked up MILLIONS of views, the Ghost of Gideons haunts Disney Springs, five years of construction at EPCOT ends with a whimper & much, MUCH more!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
@jennynicholson.bsky.social's 4 hour Starcruiser video racked up MILLIONS of views, the Ghost of Gideons haunts Disney Springs, five years of construction at EPCOT ends with a whimper & much, MUCH more!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Fingers crossed.
It's beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's beautiful.
I am convinced that hitting "unsubscribe" just makes the emails stronger.
a man is playing a game of frog dog at a carnival
Alt: a man is playing a game of frog dog at a carnival
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I am convinced that hitting "unsubscribe" just makes the emails stronger.
Ok, I'm proud of it.
I ate a piece of pumpkin pie in front of the refrigerator at 2 am. I'm not proud of it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ok, I'm proud of it.
Ham and potato soup. All the herbs.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ham and potato soup. All the herbs.
I ate a piece of pumpkin pie in front of the refrigerator at 2 am. I'm not proud of it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I ate a piece of pumpkin pie in front of the refrigerator at 2 am. I'm not proud of it.
The Baltimore Fumbles
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Baltimore Fumbles
Really didn't eat much. I'll try harder tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Really didn't eat much. I'll try harder tomorrow.
Gonna use the ham bone in my red beans tomorrow and I'm already excited.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gonna use the ham bone in my red beans tomorrow and I'm already excited.
Terrier group is best group.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Terrier group is best group.
If my dog was in this dog show, she'd be making fart noises as the other dogs did their laps around the arena.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If my dog was in this dog show, she'd be making fart noises as the other dogs did their laps around the arena.
Making a ham, which is essential Thanksgiving fare. March into the sea with your "Easter only" nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Making a ham, which is essential Thanksgiving fare. March into the sea with your "Easter only" nonsense.
