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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
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"If you want to know the sorcerer's tricks and trade, talk to Smokey Morth at Varo's Tradehouse in Vos. It's a long trek, but few sorcerers are as friendly and down-to-earth as Smokey."
-- a "little advice" from sorcerers
-- a "little advice" from sorcerers
April 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"If you want to know the sorcerer's tricks and trade, talk to Smokey Morth at Varo's Tradehouse in Vos. It's a long trek, but few sorcerers are as friendly and down-to-earth as Smokey."
-- a "little advice" from sorcerers
-- a "little advice" from sorcerers
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oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
March 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
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never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
The Vietnam vets I was in a homeless camp with were there because Reagan axed the mental health programs.
My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.
Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.
Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
Don't respond to a gay man who grew up in the '80s and '90s by telling him that talking about being thankful for a Reagan presidency is a smart strategy. Because, fuck that.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
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being a big rat would kick ass. living in a sewer. eating trashcan pizza
February 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
being a big rat would kick ass. living in a sewer. eating trashcan pizza
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Sometimes I just need to watch this
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sometimes I just need to watch this
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There will come soft Squishees
Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There will come soft Squishees
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please re-renner this urgent message
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
please re-renner this urgent message
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reading a swedish kids book from 1980
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
reading a swedish kids book from 1980
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AOC on the Dem strategy against the trans sports bill today, where they argued it would protect "predators," and ended up losing just 2 Trump-district Dems on it:
January 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
AOC on the Dem strategy against the trans sports bill today, where they argued it would protect "predators," and ended up losing just 2 Trump-district Dems on it:
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The problem is that post-2020 the cops are actively ignoring dangerous driving as part of their ongoing tantrum about being told they’re doing a bad job. Any enforcement needs to be automated instead of rooted in policing.
January 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The problem is that post-2020 the cops are actively ignoring dangerous driving as part of their ongoing tantrum about being told they’re doing a bad job. Any enforcement needs to be automated instead of rooted in policing.
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In other McDonald's news (I'm like a dog with a bone on this beat!), they are doing an Evangelion collaboration that ends soon. There are three exclusive Evangelion themed burgers and some toys.
Unfortunately they pissed me off again so I won't be trying one.
Unfortunately they pissed me off again so I won't be trying one.
Evangelion - 2025 Mcdonalds Ad
YouTube video by Eva 01
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In other McDonald's news (I'm like a dog with a bone on this beat!), they are doing an Evangelion collaboration that ends soon. There are three exclusive Evangelion themed burgers and some toys.
Unfortunately they pissed me off again so I won't be trying one.
Unfortunately they pissed me off again so I won't be trying one.
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Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*
November 3, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*
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Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
I love this movie so much I could watch it forever.
So, the movie of the year, HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - and this is meant without any sort of irony or innuendo or hyperbole - is available free on Youtube? You should catch it.
Hundreds of Beavers
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I love this movie so much I could watch it forever.
More sandwich posting: Bacon egg and cheese on French bread in New Orleans.
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
More sandwich posting: Bacon egg and cheese on French bread in New Orleans.
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tips for new bluesky users:
- A beginning is a very delicate time
- Know then that it is the year 10191
- The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor, Shaddam the Fourth, my father
- In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Spice Melange
- A beginning is a very delicate time
- Know then that it is the year 10191
- The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor, Shaddam the Fourth, my father
- In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Spice Melange
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 PM
tips for new bluesky users:
- A beginning is a very delicate time
- Know then that it is the year 10191
- The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor, Shaddam the Fourth, my father
- In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Spice Melange
- A beginning is a very delicate time
- Know then that it is the year 10191
- The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor, Shaddam the Fourth, my father
- In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Spice Melange
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oh im going to jail
November 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
oh im going to jail