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will
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.

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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!

Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠

Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!

Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
you really do have to watch this. it’ll be played at gay guy music video night for decades to come.
This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...
February 20, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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she used her ice skate to slice the neck of the mother hen at the diva factory farm causing a terminal outbreak of e.cuntli and slaymonella not a flop could avoid i fear
February 20, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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This is what they took from you
February 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
i will not get high on hopium i will not get high on hopium i will not get high on hopium
From the formula1 community on Reddit: That Ferrari is zoopooming!!
Explore this post and more from the formula1 community
www.reddit.com
February 20, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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Choose your fighter!
January 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
it’s my birthday today btw 🥰
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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As a direct result of the obscene actions of Russell Vought and Elon Musk in destroying USAID, we can expect “at least 9.4 million additional deaths by 2030, if the current funding trend continues.

About 2.5 million of those deaths are projected to be children under the age of 5.”
One year on from dismantling of USAID, study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 | CNN
It’s been one year since the Trump administration dismantled the US Agency for International Development (USAID), with aid cuts leading to the closure of HIV clinics in South Africa, the termination o...
www.cnn.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
i feel like some of you take emerald fennel too seriously
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
buzzed & trying to hit the a-has
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
broke down & bought robyn tickets
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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okay one more
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
oh so that's why anthropic's head of trust & safety resigned with that cryptic message
Exclusive | Pentagon Used Anthropic’s Claude in Maduro Venezuela Raid
The use of the model through a contract with Palantir highlights the growing role of AI in the Pentagon.
www.wsj.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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can’t post this one again until 2032
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
really interested in what a new xx album might sound like, cause jamie & romy have both done multiple albums of dancefloor catharsis & bliss while oliver still seems mega depressed
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
this album made me gay no cap
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
we need a heated rivalry book about a hockey player who has a years long affair with gritty
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 AM
😈😈😈
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 AM
kind of amazing how in 5 seconds bad bunny made villa’s tacos the number one taco joint in LA
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
getting a head start on my speedo tan 😎
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM