will
@willkeats.bsky.social
very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
may i suggest you real ann patchett's bel canto instead
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
may i suggest you real ann patchett's bel canto instead
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
not sharing my spotify wrapped in solidarity with the indivisible boycott and also bc i don't want to share that after going into a manic state after eurovision ericka vickman's ich komme is my number 1 song of the year lol
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
not sharing my spotify wrapped in solidarity with the indivisible boycott and also bc i don't want to share that after going into a manic state after eurovision ericka vickman's ich komme is my number 1 song of the year lol
i have found my people
Is Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' simply… horrible?
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others.
www.npr.org
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i have found my people
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It's Giving Tuesday! Help us continue our work fighting food insecurity in LA!
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's Giving Tuesday! Help us continue our work fighting food insecurity in LA!
It's Giving....Tuesday. And you should help support @everydayaction.bsky.social continue their work fighting hunger in LA today!!
It's Giving Tuesday! Help us continue our work fighting food insecurity in LA!
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's Giving....Tuesday. And you should help support @everydayaction.bsky.social continue their work fighting hunger in LA today!!
bro you literally ran on affordability. you wouldn’t shut up about the word “groceries” lol
Q: On affordability, are the American people getting impatient with the reforms that you're making?
Trump: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
Trump: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
bro you literally ran on affordability. you wouldn’t shut up about the word “groceries” lol
ISACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ISACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
noooo hockey twunk, don’t fall in love with toxic russian trade
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
noooo hockey twunk, don’t fall in love with toxic russian trade
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made a new cut of Melania Volksmas 2018
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
made a new cut of Melania Volksmas 2018
tragically cannot find the edit of melania walking past her creepy white house christmas decorations set to suspiria’s the volk
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
tragically cannot find the edit of melania walking past her creepy white house christmas decorations set to suspiria’s the volk
club chalamet contains multitudes
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
club chalamet contains multitudes
mourning tom stoppard by embarking on a sisyphean quest to read the coast of utopia
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mourning tom stoppard by embarking on a sisyphean quest to read the coast of utopia
me every night with the remainders of the chocolate-crusted pumpkin pie i made
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
me every night with the remainders of the chocolate-crusted pumpkin pie i made
not to be mean but i’m just happy McLaren fans have to feel the same pain the tifosi have felt all season lol
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
not to be mean but i’m just happy McLaren fans have to feel the same pain the tifosi have felt all season lol
annual post about how much i hate the Hollywood Christmas Parade
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
annual post about how much i hate the Hollywood Christmas Parade
Can we get a thread for gays who are several centuries old?
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Can we get a thread for gays who are several centuries old?
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
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Time to make a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern first-person shooter
Checking to see if Tom Stoppard wrote any videogames so I can add to the discussion but not even one Call of Duty, not even a single existential Conker game on the résumé
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Time to make a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern first-person shooter
WELP
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WELP
tomorrow’s grand prix:
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
tomorrow’s grand prix:
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Rejected cover sketch
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Rejected cover sketch
me and the boys watching heated rivalry
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
me and the boys watching heated rivalry
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this sunday-ass saturday
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this sunday-ass saturday