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If you don't see me around here for the next 40 days, don't fret, I'm just giving up social media for Lent. Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you don't see me around here for the next 40 days, don't fret, I'm just giving up social media for Lent. Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.
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What an incredibly unsettling slogan.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What an incredibly unsettling slogan.
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yes i would like to nominate this for every filmmaking award
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yes i would like to nominate this for every filmmaking award
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
I'm shook. But also...this might be the correct move? Emotionally and culturally I hate losing our academy guys, but between his injuries and his continued failure to be the breakout player we all expected, this is probably good business. Which sucks. But it's also tough to totally argue against.
February 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm shook. But also...this might be the correct move? Emotionally and culturally I hate losing our academy guys, but between his injuries and his continued failure to be the breakout player we all expected, this is probably good business. Which sucks. But it's also tough to totally argue against.
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Servania and Zouhir deals with D.C. United have been completed, awaiting formal announcements.
DCU second-half lineup:
Jordan Farr; academy player, Lukas MacNaughton, Garrison Tubbs, academy; Jacob Murrell, trialist, trialist, academy, Randall Leal; Dominique Badji.
Trialists presumed to be Brandon Servania & Rida Zouhir, who are in the process of finalizing MLS contracts, per sources.
Jordan Farr; academy player, Lukas MacNaughton, Garrison Tubbs, academy; Jacob Murrell, trialist, trialist, academy, Randall Leal; Dominique Badji.
Trialists presumed to be Brandon Servania & Rida Zouhir, who are in the process of finalizing MLS contracts, per sources.
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Servania and Zouhir deals with D.C. United have been completed, awaiting formal announcements.
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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Fully destroyed off that cookie gas
J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fully destroyed off that cookie gas
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I've seen the future, and it's made for strutting.
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've seen the future, and it's made for strutting.
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Making sure @treblaw.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social see this German TV recreation of “ze toosh poosh”
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Making sure @treblaw.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social see this German TV recreation of “ze toosh poosh”
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I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
![Is Your Team Serious? – AFC
AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!
AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious
AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.
AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreifloe4vavtabtjb6hn765g32mwd4opplmm6ueg6xr5r2uo5ulefuu@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
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🟡 Sources: Columbus Crew star Cucho Hernandez wants to stay at the club, but wants a new contract. There hasn’t been an offer from Columbus.
Also: Crew rejected a bid from Botafogo, but the rumor that Cucho asked for $8m salary is not true in any way.
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Also: Crew rejected a bid from Botafogo, but the rumor that Cucho asked for $8m salary is not true in any way.
🤝 @pipesierra.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
🟡 Sources: Columbus Crew star Cucho Hernandez wants to stay at the club, but wants a new contract. There hasn’t been an offer from Columbus.
Also: Crew rejected a bid from Botafogo, but the rumor that Cucho asked for $8m salary is not true in any way.
🤝 @pipesierra.bsky.social
Also: Crew rejected a bid from Botafogo, but the rumor that Cucho asked for $8m salary is not true in any way.
🤝 @pipesierra.bsky.social
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Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
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Source with direct knowledge of the situation says that Lucho Acosta is on his way to Cincinnati to have his preseason physical, at which point he will rejoin the team for preseason in Florida. #FCCincy
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Source with direct knowledge of the situation says that Lucho Acosta is on his way to Cincinnati to have his preseason physical, at which point he will rejoin the team for preseason in Florida. #FCCincy
College Football 2024-25
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
College Football 2024-25
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Wow, very surprising that rumors of Trent Baalke possibly being pushed out were again replaced by him strongly pushing the consensus best coaching candidate into another job.
January 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wow, very surprising that rumors of Trent Baalke possibly being pushed out were again replaced by him strongly pushing the consensus best coaching candidate into another job.
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Errors compounding:
ESPN Brasil updated their story which (incorrectly) claimed Berhalter was in Saudi yesterday, now claiming "director of football" Gregg Broughton
Broughton is sporting director, and neither he, Berhalter nor Mansueto were in Saudi Arabia on Thursday.
ESPN Brasil updated their story which (incorrectly) claimed Berhalter was in Saudi yesterday, now claiming "director of football" Gregg Broughton
Broughton is sporting director, and neither he, Berhalter nor Mansueto were in Saudi Arabia on Thursday.
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Errors compounding:
ESPN Brasil updated their story which (incorrectly) claimed Berhalter was in Saudi yesterday, now claiming "director of football" Gregg Broughton
Broughton is sporting director, and neither he, Berhalter nor Mansueto were in Saudi Arabia on Thursday.
ESPN Brasil updated their story which (incorrectly) claimed Berhalter was in Saudi yesterday, now claiming "director of football" Gregg Broughton
Broughton is sporting director, and neither he, Berhalter nor Mansueto were in Saudi Arabia on Thursday.
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Jackson Hopkins is nursing an ankle injury.
"I know he's going to be fit again probably in another four to six weeks. I feel really confident about that," Lesesne said.
"I know he's going to be fit again probably in another four to six weeks. I feel really confident about that," Lesesne said.
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jackson Hopkins is nursing an ankle injury.
"I know he's going to be fit again probably in another four to six weeks. I feel really confident about that," Lesesne said.
"I know he's going to be fit again probably in another four to six weeks. I feel really confident about that," Lesesne said.