v4vanguard.bsky.social
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go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.
June 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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There’s something just so perfect about a Lincoln Project guy going “you know how you resist? You WATCH TV”
January 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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sorry man, I’ll be busy eating a bowl of thumbtacks instead
I am seeing so many posts on social media about boycotting the inauguration. Don't you dare. Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming
January 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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When someone follows you based on some silly or absurdist post, and then you post something serious or political, and they're all "Hey, what happened to my joke monkey? Dance for me joke monkey!"
January 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Guys who spent a lifetime getting increasingly livid and infantile about the "authoritarianism" of baseline compassion: "now I have the government I want, you have to go along with everything I think"
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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When liberals choose to work with the right wingers they call it “smart politics” for “reaching across the aisle for bipartisan solutions” no matter how many times it completely fails, and when leftists ask liberals to work with us they call it “petulant baby politics” and “wanting a pony”
If you use the term "liberal" as a personal or ideological slur it might make you seem in and cool to your lefty mutuals but it is destructive to any broader coalition building that might help the left flank build political power so really it's all about what your goals are
January 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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If you see a koala fall out of a tree in their exhibit, please alert a zookeeper immediately. We like to laugh at their failures.
January 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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anyone who has ever believed these rich tech billionaires were ever “liberal” are missing the fact that they don’t have principles or beliefs they care only about profitability. a decade ago being “liberal” was profitable, now being conservative is profitable
Guys, the @nytimes.com published this just a few months ago.
January 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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if you apply for this job, and you should, you should contact the person who was laid off and ask what their salary was. i am not kidding. do not let them lay someone off and then hire you for 20% less than they paid the last guy
January 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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They just all invest in AI companies and then make up insane things to induce demand to those AI companies so those AI companies can show revenue and increase their market cap and they make their fake money back, cool society
December 31, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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So both of these websites are becoming Twitter? 🧐

Is this to hide the fact that no one is using their sites???
Meta confirms they plan to add tons of AI-generated users to Facebook and Instagram

They will have bios, profile pics and can share content

(via Financial Times)
December 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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in the most recent episode of western kabuki we talk about all the ways the big tech industrial complex continues to intentionally makes our lives worse
December 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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interviewer: why should we hire you

me: cuz this is the 132nd job ive applied to and this entire process is destroying my soul, obliterating my will to continue breathing

interviewer: uh

me: i mean ..because its my dream job
December 12, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
from the pawn to the crown to the fight to the purr, whats up dog
December 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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From the windows to the walls to the microplastics up in your balls
December 10, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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My current social media portfolio:

- Facebook (community groups)
- LinkedIn (career and virtue-signalling)
- Snapchat (the only platform where my kids will respond)
- Instagram (best Land Rover content)
- BlueSky (you lovely people)

I have no intention of using Threads or returning to Twitter.
December 8, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Need
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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wife: what do you want for christmas

me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god

wife: i mean from like target

me: ooooh an air fryer
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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I think it’s wrong that a bunch of bluewave resist accounts have come and hijacked Bluesky with engagement farming! Please LIKE and SHARE if you AGREE WITH THE REAL SOCIALIST PATRIOTS who built Bluesky!
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Wicked (2024)

GLENDA: are you a good witch or a bad witch

JOHN WICK: *shoots her in the face* you got… *turns to camera* wicked

The End
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM