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Laura Dime
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i eat oatmeal late at night and dislike multiples of five. she/her


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I bet being tumble dried feels so good for socks
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Tried to work while listening to a live 20th anniversary recording of Aly & AJ’s Into the Rush album and had to turn it off because I was fully sobbing
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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col mustard, in the observatory, with kindness
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I wonder how much money Amazon makes annually from people who try to order a gift but forget to change the address, then when it arrives just keep it because it's easier to order a second one than it was to go to the post office?

Whatever that amount is, I just raised it by $58. Also I wanted it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I swore I’d never fall for another man with a kia soul
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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asking the other customers in line if they think their products will make them happy
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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this mime is terrible at karaoke
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My therapist keeps telling me to practice mindfulness as if I have time for that
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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escape room but it's just uploading digital copies of your insurance card on a broken website
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s been “a weird time in my life right now” since 2011
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I don’t have this btw
seasonal Effective disorder is when ur suddenly able to get shit done in the winter
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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my pet conspiracy theory is that some stores suppress cellular signal to make it harder to comparison shop
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s utterly unreasonable to expect your airpods to consistently work as intended
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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learning to mime and this audiobook is useless
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How do people find out what shoes to wear
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM