Rob P.
@tyrannosaurob.bsky.social
Editor by day, werewolf by night. He/him. "Yas Queen" is also welcome. Closeted Swiftie. "It's not math. It's story." - Kurt Busiek, 1 September 2025.
You probably don't remember me from Pajiba, Forgotten Film Pod, The Unstoppable Force or Grim and the JC
You probably don't remember me from Pajiba, Forgotten Film Pod, The Unstoppable Force or Grim and the JC
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I applaud and second this wholeheartedly and I'm coming out as an unabashed AI hater. In the immortal words of Guillermo del Toro: Fuck AI.
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
I too am an AI hater, and proud fuckin' of it
That's where the president ovulates
Why do they call it the Oval Office
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That's where the president ovulates
Caught up on Stranger Things. My major prediction is that the kids will defeat Vecna in a montage set to Huey Lewis and the News's "The Power of Love"
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Caught up on Stranger Things. My major prediction is that the kids will defeat Vecna in a montage set to Huey Lewis and the News's "The Power of Love"
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Don't be part of this shameful silence.
Do something! 🙏
We are in constant danger, right before the eyes of the world. Help us find someone to support us during these difficult times.
Donate if you can, and if you can't, sharing only takes seconds. ⬇️🫂
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Do something! 🙏
We are in constant danger, right before the eyes of the world. Help us find someone to support us during these difficult times.
Donate if you can, and if you can't, sharing only takes seconds. ⬇️🫂
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November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Don't be part of this shameful silence.
Do something! 🙏
We are in constant danger, right before the eyes of the world. Help us find someone to support us during these difficult times.
Donate if you can, and if you can't, sharing only takes seconds. ⬇️🫂
chuffed.org/project/157281
Do something! 🙏
We are in constant danger, right before the eyes of the world. Help us find someone to support us during these difficult times.
Donate if you can, and if you can't, sharing only takes seconds. ⬇️🫂
chuffed.org/project/157281
I'm sorry, but regular Twizzlers are only good as straws for movie theater fountain sodas
You ever have those Twizzlers that work like string cheese? Abhorrent.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm sorry, but regular Twizzlers are only good as straws for movie theater fountain sodas
I dunno if Slings & Arrows is "weird" exactly, I'm Shakespeare biased, but it would never have been made by a network in the US, even IFC, which aired it here
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I dunno if Slings & Arrows is "weird" exactly, I'm Shakespeare biased, but it would never have been made by a network in the US, even IFC, which aired it here
I think they take the real polls and just flip them upside down. They're far too lazy and incompetent to make their own charts
oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think they take the real polls and just flip them upside down. They're far too lazy and incompetent to make their own charts
And both dogs and pies are better than cake*
*Except cheesecake, which is a pie
*Except cheesecake, which is a pie
The only correct pie take is that pies are like dogs—they’re all good, we just have stronger personal attachments to some than others.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And both dogs and pies are better than cake*
*Except cheesecake, which is a pie
*Except cheesecake, which is a pie
My mema would correct so many people here that "stuffing" goes in the bird, otherwise it's "dressing"
Anyone wanna argue about stuffing? Just to feel alive?
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My mema would correct so many people here that "stuffing" goes in the bird, otherwise it's "dressing"
If we can get Trump to force Paramount to make movies, I'm going to start a campaign to get them to finally make the Star Trek 4 with Chris Hemsworth coming back as Kirk's dad for a time travel adventure that they promised us before refusing to pay fuckin' THOR what he's worth
Full-length TNG film based on that dream I had once, where (rather than being stabbed in the back during a bar fight) Captain Picard lost his original heart because of a Rollerblading accident
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If we can get Trump to force Paramount to make movies, I'm going to start a campaign to get them to finally make the Star Trek 4 with Chris Hemsworth coming back as Kirk's dad for a time travel adventure that they promised us before refusing to pay fuckin' THOR what he's worth
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Something Big Changed In Texas Politics
Texas Democrats Close To A Full Slate
Texas Democrats recruited candidates to run in every federal and state race, the State House, State Senate, Congress, all Statewide seats, all the way to the State Board Of Education.
open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
Texas Democrats Close To A Full Slate
Texas Democrats recruited candidates to run in every federal and state race, the State House, State Senate, Congress, all Statewide seats, all the way to the State Board Of Education.
open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
Will Texas Democrats Have A Full Ticket?
We’ll know in 14 Days.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Something Big Changed In Texas Politics
Texas Democrats Close To A Full Slate
Texas Democrats recruited candidates to run in every federal and state race, the State House, State Senate, Congress, all Statewide seats, all the way to the State Board Of Education.
open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
Texas Democrats Close To A Full Slate
Texas Democrats recruited candidates to run in every federal and state race, the State House, State Senate, Congress, all Statewide seats, all the way to the State Board Of Education.
open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
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1) we need stochastic terrorism laws
and
2) Gabby Giffords getting shot was when I realized that too many media outlets were more concerned with being first than being right and it really was a lightbulb moment. I'm sure I'm not alone there
and
2) Gabby Giffords getting shot was when I realized that too many media outlets were more concerned with being first than being right and it really was a lightbulb moment. I'm sure I'm not alone there
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
1) we need stochastic terrorism laws
and
2) Gabby Giffords getting shot was when I realized that too many media outlets were more concerned with being first than being right and it really was a lightbulb moment. I'm sure I'm not alone there
and
2) Gabby Giffords getting shot was when I realized that too many media outlets were more concerned with being first than being right and it really was a lightbulb moment. I'm sure I'm not alone there
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This is wonderful. I think I have a new phone background 💛 💙 ♥️
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This is wonderful. I think I have a new phone background 💛 💙 ♥️
Gavin Newsom fans are as useless and dumb as Gavin Newsom
OMG! Gavin Newsom's social media team is next level. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gavin Newsom fans are as useless and dumb as Gavin Newsom
What do they got in there, Charlie Brown, King Kong?
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What do they got in there, Charlie Brown, King Kong?
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown.
Bond. James Bond, Charlie Brown.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown.
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Love that episode of TNG where Dr Crusher realizes she's been shadow-banned from reality.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Love that episode of TNG where Dr Crusher realizes she's been shadow-banned from reality.
For decades I've been asking "Burkina Faso, Disputed Zone, who called all these weird places?!"
And now I know and can finally rest
And now I know and can finally rest
I've been using "Burkina Faso" sarcastically for years, as the least probable location... and he is literally from there.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For decades I've been asking "Burkina Faso, Disputed Zone, who called all these weird places?!"
And now I know and can finally rest
And now I know and can finally rest
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All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.
People keep saying Criss Angel or David Blaine is the magician, but the average ages of those named so far would, to me, indicate David Copperfield. I don't suggest that with gusto, just an observation
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
People keep saying Criss Angel or David Blaine is the magician, but the average ages of those named so far would, to me, indicate David Copperfield. I don't suggest that with gusto, just an observation
And it's a banger
Oh dear,
When Country Music is Coming out with these lyrics, Republicans better watch out.
When Country Music is Coming out with these lyrics, Republicans better watch out.
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And it's a banger
Thanks I hate it
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Thanks I hate it
My mom almost threw away a poster signed by THE BEATLES because she didn't bother to look in the poster tube my dad left behind. It's now hanging in my bedroom because I found it in the trash and rescued it before she could take it out
So IG & TT are full of Gen X/Millenials lamenting all the STUFF that dying-off Boomers are leaving them to deal with…
Just saying… SORT THAT SHIT before calling in the dumpster.. you NEVER KNOW!
Just saying… SORT THAT SHIT before calling in the dumpster.. you NEVER KNOW!
'Superman' comic found in a California attic sells for record $9.12 million at auction
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My mom almost threw away a poster signed by THE BEATLES because she didn't bother to look in the poster tube my dad left behind. It's now hanging in my bedroom because I found it in the trash and rescued it before she could take it out
"Art is the only one magic we have ... that we can prove." - Guillermo del Toro, Sangre del Toro (2025, Netflix)
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Art is the only one magic we have ... that we can prove." - Guillermo del Toro, Sangre del Toro (2025, Netflix)