🎄Lys🎄
@lostelysium.bsky.social
your least favorite problematique. currently neck deep in Willow, Forspoken, and Andor. 18+. minors will be blocked. they/them.
it's 2am, why am I awake
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 AM
it's 2am, why am I awake
nothing has made me understand how much better a machine the PS5 is than the PS4 more than playing Control on both in the same week
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nothing has made me understand how much better a machine the PS5 is than the PS4 more than playing Control on both in the same week
bless my high school world history teacher for playing us "do you have a flag?" when talking about colonialism
"And Victoria became Empress of India. She never even fucking went there!"
"And Victoria became Empress of India. She never even fucking went there!"
revisiting a comedy special I really enjoyed as a kid to see if I still laugh:
Dressed To Kill - Eddie Izzard
Dressed To Kill - Eddie Izzard
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
bless my high school world history teacher for playing us "do you have a flag?" when talking about colonialism
"And Victoria became Empress of India. She never even fucking went there!"
"And Victoria became Empress of India. She never even fucking went there!"
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
going back through the files and now every time an OoP has a redacted name for who it's bound to, I'm just assuming it's Dylan #LysPlaysControl @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
going back through the files and now every time an OoP has a redacted name for who it's bound to, I'm just assuming it's Dylan #LysPlaysControl @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
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purifying your timeline with immunity dog
(and a reminder that "do x or bad y thing will happen" is awful content)
(and a reminder that "do x or bad y thing will happen" is awful content)
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
purifying your timeline with immunity dog
(and a reminder that "do x or bad y thing will happen" is awful content)
(and a reminder that "do x or bad y thing will happen" is awful content)
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0 BBY / 0 ABY
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
0 BBY / 0 ABY
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
New Year's Eve is ruined, my parents are out of popcorn 😂 Cheez Its it is then
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
New Year's Eve is ruined, my parents are out of popcorn 😂 Cheez Its it is then
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I have begun Alan Wake-ing and he's already insufferable 🥰 #LysPlaysAlanWake
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I have begun Alan Wake-ing and he's already insufferable 🥰 #LysPlaysAlanWake
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just want to remind folks that pushback and public outrage stopped them from closing the CDC library. i bet pushback will stop them here, too
“The Trump administration is closing NASA’s largest research library on Friday, a facility that houses tens of thousands of books, documents and journals — many of them not digitized or available anywhere else.”
NASA’s Largest Library Is Closing Amid Staff and Lab Cuts
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
just want to remind folks that pushback and public outrage stopped them from closing the CDC library. i bet pushback will stop them here, too
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this Alan Wake-themed DLC is like if the very beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2 and Stephen King's Secret Window, Secret Garden had a fucked up baby #LysPlaysControl
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
this Alan Wake-themed DLC is like if the very beginning of Kingdom Hearts 2 and Stephen King's Secret Window, Secret Garden had a fucked up baby #LysPlaysControl
hey! what! @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hey! what! @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
.... I can currently get both Alan Wake games for $22.50 @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
.... I can currently get both Alan Wake games for $22.50 @underdebate.bsky.social @cthonical.bsky.social
starting a new thread for the Foundation DLC #LysPlaysControl
ok I am liveskeeting my takes on this, mute #LysPlaysControl as needed
very afraid that it's about to become my personality but I have downloaded Control
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
starting a new thread for the Foundation DLC #LysPlaysControl
and it's the Animal Crossing edition Switch too
I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
and it's the Animal Crossing edition Switch too
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This is probably my last unreleased heart melting footage of 2025, the rest will have to wait till next year.
Stop scrolling and enjoy one of the cutest near threatened birbs in nature engaging in the cutest act.
After 3 years monitoring them, I finally caught snow plovers hiding under mama. 🪶 🐣
Stop scrolling and enjoy one of the cutest near threatened birbs in nature engaging in the cutest act.
After 3 years monitoring them, I finally caught snow plovers hiding under mama. 🪶 🐣
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is probably my last unreleased heart melting footage of 2025, the rest will have to wait till next year.
Stop scrolling and enjoy one of the cutest near threatened birbs in nature engaging in the cutest act.
After 3 years monitoring them, I finally caught snow plovers hiding under mama. 🪶 🐣
Stop scrolling and enjoy one of the cutest near threatened birbs in nature engaging in the cutest act.
After 3 years monitoring them, I finally caught snow plovers hiding under mama. 🪶 🐣
I am... whatever Galen Erso's job title was. scientist of some variety. or if Krennic is the main, Director of Advanced Weapons Research for an authoritarian regime in space
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I am... whatever Galen Erso's job title was. scientist of some variety. or if Krennic is the main, Director of Advanced Weapons Research for an authoritarian regime in space
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
lrp: bluesketeers and tumblrinas and xitters 😂
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
lrp: bluesketeers and tumblrinas and xitters 😂
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We could do this, as a culture, bluesketeers.
I saw a post addressing "blueskeeters" but I read "bluesketeers" like "musketeers/mouseketeers" and in my head, this is absolutely sticking.
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We could do this, as a culture, bluesketeers.
thinking this morning about how perfectly Ghorman worked out for Partagaz. his girl was selected over all others by Krennic and there existed this perfect asset who is in the right job, who is intelligent, ruthless, and loyal, AND doubles as a hostage to keep his girl from doing something Stupid
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
thinking this morning about how perfectly Ghorman worked out for Partagaz. his girl was selected over all others by Krennic and there existed this perfect asset who is in the right job, who is intelligent, ruthless, and loyal, AND doubles as a hostage to keep his girl from doing something Stupid
best use of the single "fuck" PG-13 movies are allowed youtu.be/vSDbzv5vsWE?...
Rosaline Discovers Juliet's Terrible Plan | Rosaline | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
best use of the single "fuck" PG-13 movies are allowed youtu.be/vSDbzv5vsWE?...