Tom Swartz
@tswartz07.bsky.social
I'm the cryptid behind your local Denny's. Hot Sauce, Beers, Tech, Postgres, Amateur Radio. 750,000 Scovilles. Opinions my own, all that jazz.
Big fan of space, both outer and personal.
Big fan of space, both outer and personal.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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I don’t say this often, but I actually do believe Sam Altman on this one
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t say this often, but I actually do believe Sam Altman on this one
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
PSKY'S ATTORNEYS: $WBD "appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process, thereby abdicating its duties to stockholders, and embarked on a myopic process with a predetermined outcome that favors a single bidder .."
@sherman4949.cnbc.com
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Paramount questions Warner Bros. Discovery on 'fairness and adequacy' of sale process: Read the full letter
Paramount attorneys sent a letter to Warner Bros. Discovery questioning whether its acting in the best interest of shareholders.
www.cnbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically
Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its ‘Mad Max’ mode for its ‘Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several regulatory investigations into Tesla’s system being dangerous.
more…
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October 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
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American brands: We paid an AI slop company to make a chat bot that won’t load
French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG
French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG
"La Panthère de Cartier", a 7-minute short film by Yasuhiro Aoki, Naoki Urasawa & Production IG for the opening of a new Cartier shop in Ginza (Tokyo).
Only available on LINE app.
miniapp.line.me/cartier/anime
Only available on LINE app.
miniapp.line.me/cartier/anime
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
American brands: We paid an AI slop company to make a chat bot that won’t load
French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG
French brand: We hired the best living comic artist to make an original short film with a top director and Production IG
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losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid
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Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to just call the cops and be like yeah, my loser son is the most wanted man in America, no he's still here
September 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to just call the cops and be like yeah, my loser son is the most wanted man in America, no he's still here
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RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
his father was unavailable for comment
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I am telling you, this could and should become a murder investigation capable of really scaring the shit out of Trumpworld.
Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper
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September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am telling you, this could and should become a murder investigation capable of really scaring the shit out of Trumpworld.
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post