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Sorry, what did you say? I was whapping my cat with a cardboard tube
January 28, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Sorry, what did you say? I was whapping my cat with a cardboard tube
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Feed me a gogurt like you're feeding a cat one of those cat treat tube things
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Feed me a gogurt like you're feeding a cat one of those cat treat tube things
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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As with silver bullets and werewolves, and wooden stakes with vampires, one kills a Sir Mix-A-Lot with a before-and-after photo of Lainey Wilson's weight loss.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
As with silver bullets and werewolves, and wooden stakes with vampires, one kills a Sir Mix-A-Lot with a before-and-after photo of Lainey Wilson's weight loss.
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People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
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They’re giving me 2 marshmallows later
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
They’re giving me 2 marshmallows later
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Does hurt feelings cause internal bleeding?
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Does hurt feelings cause internal bleeding?
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I'm sorry for being crippled with fear and anxiety for most of my life..
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'm sorry for being crippled with fear and anxiety for most of my life..
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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I’m giving the squirrels a break today. They’re inside making sandwiches while I dart back and forth in front of traffic
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m giving the squirrels a break today. They’re inside making sandwiches while I dart back and forth in front of traffic
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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3 questions you never ask:
Never ask a man his salary
Never ask a woman her age
Never ask a white supremacist what ethnicity his wife is.
Never ask a man his salary
Never ask a woman her age
Never ask a white supremacist what ethnicity his wife is.
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
3 questions you never ask:
Never ask a man his salary
Never ask a woman her age
Never ask a white supremacist what ethnicity his wife is.
Never ask a man his salary
Never ask a woman her age
Never ask a white supremacist what ethnicity his wife is.
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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Hey,
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hey,
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
ICE shot and killed a US citizen today in Minneapolis.
I don't post political shit here but if there's ever a time to take to the streets and demand justice NOW IS THE TIME.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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Sucks the most comfortable way to hold your arms says "I'm mad" in body language.
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sucks the most comfortable way to hold your arms says "I'm mad" in body language.
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i’ve never been awake late at night thinking about someone else’s failures so why would i waste time thinking about mine
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i’ve never been awake late at night thinking about someone else’s failures so why would i waste time thinking about mine
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horses are born yearning for death, for a horse to reach old age requires a comedy of errors where its life keeps being saved by random fortunes
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
horses are born yearning for death, for a horse to reach old age requires a comedy of errors where its life keeps being saved by random fortunes
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yes hello i'd like one flame boil whomper comble with union rink and larnge coke's hero. plus uhh whatever's the longest chicken sandwich you got. and i'll have it my way please
June 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
yes hello i'd like one flame boil whomper comble with union rink and larnge coke's hero. plus uhh whatever's the longest chicken sandwich you got. and i'll have it my way please
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Me: I should put together a live comedy show and a fun contest and a livestream show to reveal the winner
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me: I should put together a live comedy show and a fun contest and a livestream show to reveal the winner
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years
Also me: I need to hide in a hole or small pipe for a hundred years