Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
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After watching “gangs of New York” I can promise I wouldn’t patronise Bill the Butcher’s butcher shop. He seems like a bad man!
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
After watching “gangs of New York” I can promise I wouldn’t patronise Bill the Butcher’s butcher shop. He seems like a bad man!
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Trying to be the ttrpg scene I want to see in Los Angeles. If you are in LA and want to play some Troika and stuff in person, join me:
discord.gg/xFhgKm7EN7
discord.gg/xFhgKm7EN7
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trying to be the ttrpg scene I want to see in Los Angeles. If you are in LA and want to play some Troika and stuff in person, join me:
discord.gg/xFhgKm7EN7
discord.gg/xFhgKm7EN7
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The ghost in my attic is a Spanish grandma.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The ghost in my attic is a Spanish grandma.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
She can't talk, but she can move things.
I have her a laptop, open at chatGPT.
I spoke to the not really empty room.
"Abuela, I know you want someone to talk to. You can talk here. Type your questions. Tell it your woes."
I'm sure this will go well.
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We used to call each other felchers in 9th grade. As a term of endearment.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We used to call each other felchers in 9th grade. As a term of endearment.
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This and this and this and this and this and this.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This and this and this and this and this and this.
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They used to make fuckin MOVIES
easy
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
They used to make fuckin MOVIES
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A movie that takes place where you are from
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eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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i hate the "democrats cuss now" thing
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i hate the "democrats cuss now" thing
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at 10:00PM and 3:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
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November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🏳️⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️🌈
at 10:00PM and 3:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
please follow me🤍
at 10:00PM and 3:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan
please follow me🤍
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m not celebrating Toyotathon this year, so don’t even think about wishing me Happy Honda Days
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National security no longer matters in the One World Government they are constructing.
See also: #MarkLombardi
See also: #MarkLombardi
March 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
National security no longer matters in the One World Government they are constructing.
See also: #MarkLombardi
See also: #MarkLombardi
I dunno. Is that Shirley Manson? I seen a clip in which she said 9/11 caused Garbage to be unalived.
#NeverForget
#MarkLombardi
#NeverForget
#MarkLombardi
Wonder whatever became of this singer. She's pretty good
Angelfish - Suffocate Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by Angelfish
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I dunno. Is that Shirley Manson? I seen a clip in which she said 9/11 caused Garbage to be unalived.
#NeverForget
#MarkLombardi
#NeverForget
#MarkLombardi
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the scratching sound you’re hearing all nite is me scurrying around in your walls
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
the scratching sound you’re hearing all nite is me scurrying around in your walls
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Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
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Do not fear the night.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Do not fear the night.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
Face it boldly.
You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.
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Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
Bust me up like one of your chiffarobes.
Gut me like one of your fishes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bust me up like one of your chiffarobes.
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Imagine what the world could be if we didn’t suffer dragons.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Imagine what the world could be if we didn’t suffer dragons.