Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
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patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Pinned
No, this is the continuation of the Bush years. Who's been held accountable? Our govt doesn't do accountability.
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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World-weary
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
World-weary
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
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*plugs phone into the moon*
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
*plugs phone into the moon*
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
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“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
What was the name of that time, the one they had in Germany between the world wars?
Was that time not also one of open air beatings, murder, and terror?
🤷♂️🤳👍
Was that time not also one of open air beatings, murder, and terror?
🤷♂️🤳👍
ICE abducted a 57 year old US Citizen and Veteran along with 11 others, outside of the Portland ICE Detention Center.
11/11/25
11/11/25
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What was the name of that time, the one they had in Germany between the world wars?
Was that time not also one of open air beatings, murder, and terror?
🤷♂️🤳👍
Was that time not also one of open air beatings, murder, and terror?
🤷♂️🤳👍
Who is poised to take power once the reins are dropped? What will an updated founding document look like?
All the bitching and blaming here. Get to work, idiots
#resist
All the bitching and blaming here. Get to work, idiots
#resist
The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Who is poised to take power once the reins are dropped? What will an updated founding document look like?
All the bitching and blaming here. Get to work, idiots
#resist
All the bitching and blaming here. Get to work, idiots
#resist
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Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
Money isn't real.
Your belief in money is an idea sold to you by your masters.
Your masters love power.
Fight back.
Your belief in money is an idea sold to you by your masters.
Your masters love power.
Fight back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Money isn't real.
Your belief in money is an idea sold to you by your masters.
Your masters love power.
Fight back.
Your belief in money is an idea sold to you by your masters.
Your masters love power.
Fight back.
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Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
Hell. Yes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hell. Yes.
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this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
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most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
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Irrelevance! on the Dating App
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Irrelevance! on the Dating App
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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I'm sexually normal. On the census next to sex, I write down "No thank you."
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm sexually normal. On the census next to sex, I write down "No thank you."
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The neighborhood app is perfect if you want to know that your neighbors are living in terror of everyone else and the cost of a walk-in shower remodel in [local area].
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The neighborhood app is perfect if you want to know that your neighbors are living in terror of everyone else and the cost of a walk-in shower remodel in [local area].
The problem with the crab bucket is its surprising speed and its strong claws.
the problem with the crab bucket is that it does not contain enough crabs
going predator swamping does anyone need anything
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The problem with the crab bucket is its surprising speed and its strong claws.
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it appears to me
we are all
painting
Mount Fugi
from different angles
for Mom
to hang
on the
refrigerator
we are all
painting
Mount Fugi
from different angles
for Mom
to hang
on the
refrigerator
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
it appears to me
we are all
painting
Mount Fugi
from different angles
for Mom
to hang
on the
refrigerator
we are all
painting
Mount Fugi
from different angles
for Mom
to hang
on the
refrigerator