Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Biden and Thomas are Friends
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Biden and Thomas are Friends
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Chaos! Savagery!
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Chaos! Savagery!
These dating apps are interacting with my magicks in unpleasant ways.
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
These dating apps are interacting with my magicks in unpleasant ways.
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
Ok! I don't know what this thing is but I keep trying to do it!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ok! I don't know what this thing is but I keep trying to do it!
I did this. I got robbed
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I did this. I got robbed
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Catfished!
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Catfished!
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post your favorite Start Wreck character.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Post your favorite Start Wreck character.
Antediluvian crafts with yarn and glue.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Antediluvian crafts with yarn and glue.
I dunno, if we were friends it seems like you could tell me why you decided to block me.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I dunno, if we were friends it seems like you could tell me why you decided to block me.
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is what passes for, what, a $10 burrito in Kalamazoo. Note the inferior amount of steak.
It was good, tho.
It was good, tho.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is what passes for, what, a $10 burrito in Kalamazoo. Note the inferior amount of steak.
It was good, tho.
It was good, tho.
More punk af than ever, yes fuuckasses!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
More punk af than ever, yes fuuckasses!!!
No, this is the continuation of the Bush years. Who's been held accountable? Our govt doesn't do accountability.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No, this is the continuation of the Bush years. Who's been held accountable? Our govt doesn't do accountability.
Hi!
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hi!
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
To recap a previous episode: plarpist takes selfie after removing clothes and wiping them over the landlord's vehicle.
The neighbors may not be familiar with Mr. Show but they did appear to find this show to be amusing.
#Ka'zoo
#archetype
#MrShow
#secretDojo
#bedbugpride
#plarp
The neighbors may not be familiar with Mr. Show but they did appear to find this show to be amusing.
#Ka'zoo
#archetype
#MrShow
#secretDojo
#bedbugpride
#plarp
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To recap a previous episode: plarpist takes selfie after removing clothes and wiping them over the landlord's vehicle.
The neighbors may not be familiar with Mr. Show but they did appear to find this show to be amusing.
#Ka'zoo
#archetype
#MrShow
#secretDojo
#bedbugpride
#plarp
The neighbors may not be familiar with Mr. Show but they did appear to find this show to be amusing.
#Ka'zoo
#archetype
#MrShow
#secretDojo
#bedbugpride
#plarp
I got an address here if anyone wants to send me unagi on rice, maybe miso soup, or a paid companion with matzoh ball soup and a cure for HPV.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I got an address here if anyone wants to send me unagi on rice, maybe miso soup, or a paid companion with matzoh ball soup and a cure for HPV.
RUUUUN! She will forever dominate your destiny!
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
RUUUUN! She will forever dominate your destiny!
Biden and Thomas are Friends!
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Biden and Thomas are Friends!
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm plarping In Ka'zoo now, have located an infestation of bloodsuckers at 132 Reed.
Talking to local legal advisers and trying to write a novel about it all.
Also I'm being devoured by virtual Succubi like Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax.
Talking to local legal advisers and trying to write a novel about it all.
Also I'm being devoured by virtual Succubi like Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I'm plarping In Ka'zoo now, have located an infestation of bloodsuckers at 132 Reed.
Talking to local legal advisers and trying to write a novel about it all.
Also I'm being devoured by virtual Succubi like Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax.
Talking to local legal advisers and trying to write a novel about it all.
Also I'm being devoured by virtual Succubi like Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax.