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they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
EA app can suck a fat one
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
EA app can suck a fat one
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Yes I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
January 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yes I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.
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Instagram doesn’t really lend itself to favorite moments like Twitter did but I was just reminded of when Allison Tolman, not realizing that it was National Coming Out Day, posted a picture of herself with a friend saying they were “finally out” because they hadn’t gone out in a while
January 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Instagram doesn’t really lend itself to favorite moments like Twitter did but I was just reminded of when Allison Tolman, not realizing that it was National Coming Out Day, posted a picture of herself with a friend saying they were “finally out” because they hadn’t gone out in a while
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her breasts were dense and musky, like a trashbag full of wet leaves
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
her breasts were dense and musky, like a trashbag full of wet leaves
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Great job Congress. Truly superb job with your TikTok ban. Just fabulous.
January 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Great job Congress. Truly superb job with your TikTok ban. Just fabulous.
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Every time I make a post my phone dispenses a nutrient pellet, I need these to live
January 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Every time I make a post my phone dispenses a nutrient pellet, I need these to live
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UK women who suffer miscarriage should get two weeks’ paid leave, MPs say
UK women who suffer miscarriage should get two weeks’ paid leave, MPs say
Government urged to introduce universal right of bereavement leave as ‘time to grieve’ early pregnancy loss
Women who suffer a miscarriage should get two weeks of paid leave from work so they can mourn the loss of their baby, an influential group of MPs…
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
UK women who suffer miscarriage should get two weeks’ paid leave, MPs say
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there’s a german guy in my letterboxd feed who does 1000 word reviews in his native tongue for every film he watches and then appends a full english translation and i just love so much that this exists it’s so wonky and pure and genuine and one day i might even read one
January 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
there’s a german guy in my letterboxd feed who does 1000 word reviews in his native tongue for every film he watches and then appends a full english translation and i just love so much that this exists it’s so wonky and pure and genuine and one day i might even read one
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Is it ISIS or ISIL? It’s for my LinkedIn profile
December 31, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Is it ISIS or ISIL? It’s for my LinkedIn profile
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Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
December 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
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Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
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seasons greasons everyone
December 23, 2024 at 11:47 PM
seasons greasons everyone
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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
The jump scare when you’re scrolling a man’s tinder photos and all of a sudden he’s bald
December 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
The jump scare when you’re scrolling a man’s tinder photos and all of a sudden he’s bald
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
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[christmas tree lot]
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
December 7, 2024 at 10:18 PM
[christmas tree lot]
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
me: i’ll take this one
guy who puts it in a fishnet: want me to make it sexy?
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My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
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The Muppet’s Christmas Carol II: Large Tim
December 2, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The Muppet’s Christmas Carol II: Large Tim