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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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![georgia-lux tweet
[INT. MIND PALACE]
[the word TURDS appears in front of me. i swat it away. it is quickly replaced by TURDS in a different font]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hnrk2g7zc4goy2ogbdkcf3k5/bafkreievz6bgcvnv2zravltuc4oysrv4ferzfi5vixpzjltmzbolny2nl4@jpeg)
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With the constantly changing styles, I'm starting to think the fashion industry just wants us to buy clothes
August 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
With the constantly changing styles, I'm starting to think the fashion industry just wants us to buy clothes
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microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain
August 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
microsoft teams has added a feature called “storyline” that now lets you create a social media feed to share with coworkers, as well as a helpful self-euthanasia device that delivers 5,000 ccs of powerful scorpion venom directly into your brain
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dipping your chip through layer after layer, you realize it's gotten dark. just wanna get a little bit of guac. you try to remember whose party this is and when it got so quiet. wow, you think, listen to my stomach growl. the sound seems to surround you. just a little bit of guac. a burning sensatio
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
dipping your chip through layer after layer, you realize it's gotten dark. just wanna get a little bit of guac. you try to remember whose party this is and when it got so quiet. wow, you think, listen to my stomach growl. the sound seems to surround you. just a little bit of guac. a burning sensatio
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magician who acts like they don’t understand how they’re doing it either and they’re seriously so confused
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
magician who acts like they don’t understand how they’re doing it either and they’re seriously so confused
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It's a dog eat dog world, they say
No it's not. Human achievement comes from cooperation not competition, and dogs don't eat dogs
No it's not. Human achievement comes from cooperation not competition, and dogs don't eat dogs
May 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It's a dog eat dog world, they say
No it's not. Human achievement comes from cooperation not competition, and dogs don't eat dogs
No it's not. Human achievement comes from cooperation not competition, and dogs don't eat dogs
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thing that kinda sucks about training to be a ninja is every time you learn some really cool move there's a moment where you remember nobody's gonna see it
May 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
thing that kinda sucks about training to be a ninja is every time you learn some really cool move there's a moment where you remember nobody's gonna see it
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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bamboo shoots. bamboo scores!
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
bamboo shoots. bamboo scores!
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Whatever kinda bird this is knows what’s up
February 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Whatever kinda bird this is knows what’s up
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
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David Lynch knew the essential secret of storytelling: you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you’re also trying to solve a murder
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
David Lynch knew the essential secret of storytelling: you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you’re also trying to solve a murder
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
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A teacher friend of mine is worried about the future of education. Kids don’t read books anymore. They can’t write essays without ChatGPT. They gather behind the school to dig a big hole together. The deeper they tunnel the louder a sound from below grows, like a heartbeat
December 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
A teacher friend of mine is worried about the future of education. Kids don’t read books anymore. They can’t write essays without ChatGPT. They gather behind the school to dig a big hole together. The deeper they tunnel the louder a sound from below grows, like a heartbeat
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if i was a billionaire i would lay in bed all day furiously responding to criticism
December 29, 2024 at 5:18 PM
if i was a billionaire i would lay in bed all day furiously responding to criticism
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BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Enters Day 4 Adhered to Glue Trap
November 30, 2024 at 2:59 AM
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Enters Day 4 Adhered to Glue Trap
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then just move along, I’m pretty much always at my worst.
November 24, 2024 at 5:30 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then just move along, I’m pretty much always at my worst.
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why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
August 3, 2023 at 1:22 PM
why don't you say it to my face, coward?
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
if you're man enough come say it right up next to my cheek
whisper it directly in my mouth if you're so tough
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every video of two men talking just looks like porn… why else would they be talking
November 8, 2024 at 10:50 AM
every video of two men talking just looks like porn… why else would they be talking