daisy bard
@daisybard.bsky.social
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daisy bard
@daisybard.bsky.social
· Mar 27
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl
going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table
pregnancy is literally this
July 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
pregnancy is literally this
greggs sponsorship when
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
greggs sponsorship when
instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
July 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
for once i am speechless
June 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
for once i am speechless
the ending to mad men we should have had
June 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
the ending to mad men we should have had
gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
April 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that
April 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that
RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW
April 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW
saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
April 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything
April 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything
there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral
next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet
April 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet
dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult
April 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult
my dog is in the cutest mood rn
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my dog is in the cutest mood rn
were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence
just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
March 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness
The Studio is SO GOOD. the koolaid/jonestown thing is so well conceived if i had written that i’d be the smuggest bitch on this planet
March 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Studio is SO GOOD. the koolaid/jonestown thing is so well conceived if i had written that i’d be the smuggest bitch on this planet
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat