daisy bard
@daisybard.bsky.social
writer and personality model.
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going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone
pregnancy is literally this
July 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
pregnancy is literally this
greggs sponsorship when
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
greggs sponsorship when
instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
July 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”
is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple
for once i am speechless
June 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
for once i am speechless
the ending to mad men we should have had
June 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
the ending to mad men we should have had
gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
April 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies
saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
April 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live
my dog is in the cutest mood rn
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my dog is in the cutest mood rn
just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
March 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951
on holiday and falling in love with approx 1 million stray cats a day
March 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
on holiday and falling in love with approx 1 million stray cats a day
the economist, paper of the people
March 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
the economist, paper of the people
found this on twitter, funniest thing i’ve ever seen, sharing here
February 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
found this on twitter, funniest thing i’ve ever seen, sharing here
buffy made me, a jewish teenager, want to buy a cross necklace. my mum was furious but could you blame me
February 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
buffy made me, a jewish teenager, want to buy a cross necklace. my mum was furious but could you blame me
every time i see a kanye rant nowadays this is all i can think of
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
every time i see a kanye rant nowadays this is all i can think of
that’s MOTHER….thank you mastercard
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
that’s MOTHER….thank you mastercard
behold the lush head of hair of an unproblematic legend. rest peacefully david lynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
behold the lush head of hair of an unproblematic legend. rest peacefully david lynch
RIP David Lynch. a visionary, a genuine creative weirdo and someone who according to those who worked with him was a lovely human. i bought this amazing Twin Peaks illustration by Hannah Gillingham for xmas which i am sharing in tribute
January 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
RIP David Lynch. a visionary, a genuine creative weirdo and someone who according to those who worked with him was a lovely human. i bought this amazing Twin Peaks illustration by Hannah Gillingham for xmas which i am sharing in tribute
awww hope he helps her out a bit
January 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
awww hope he helps her out a bit
this should be the photo on the “are we dating the same man” facebook group
January 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this should be the photo on the “are we dating the same man” facebook group
trying to wear in a new pair of doc martens. chic stuff i think we can all agree
January 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
trying to wear in a new pair of doc martens. chic stuff i think we can all agree