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@tobesofstate.bsky.social
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November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Favorite new reaction image
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
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[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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he was just hanging out
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
he was just hanging out
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Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
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You, a naïve child: War is man's greatest horror
Me, an erudite IR graduate: War is where the good guys defeat the bad guys
Me, an erudite IR graduate: War is where the good guys defeat the bad guys
June 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
You, a naïve child: War is man's greatest horror
Me, an erudite IR graduate: War is where the good guys defeat the bad guys
Me, an erudite IR graduate: War is where the good guys defeat the bad guys
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(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
June 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
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kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
May 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
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not an item but it's so funny to say 'wear what makes you happy' immediately above links to the gendered sections of the website. with all peace and love, please read a book.
May 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
not an item but it's so funny to say 'wear what makes you happy' immediately above links to the gendered sections of the website. with all peace and love, please read a book.
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the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media
May 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.
PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
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apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"