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I think it's cool that your cousin on facebook who doesn't understand why Geico doesn't give him his money back if he doesn't get in an accident can be elected to Congress, that's the American success story
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think it's cool that your cousin on facebook who doesn't understand why Geico doesn't give him his money back if he doesn't get in an accident can be elected to Congress, that's the American success story
as far as the overall healthcare affordability crisis goes, the enhanced ACA subsidies are the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke, and the debate is over whether we should bring him a folding chair to sit in or if we should shoot him in the head
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
as far as the overall healthcare affordability crisis goes, the enhanced ACA subsidies are the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke, and the debate is over whether we should bring him a folding chair to sit in or if we should shoot him in the head
it's pretty amazing how thoroughly angry people are across the spectrum, the only people I've seen spinning this as a success are the Ragnarok Lobster types who are reflexively defending it as part of their decade-long anti-Bernie-bro posting war
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
it's pretty amazing how thoroughly angry people are across the spectrum, the only people I've seen spinning this as a success are the Ragnarok Lobster types who are reflexively defending it as part of their decade-long anti-Bernie-bro posting war
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the trombone solo is a high risk, high reward type of situation
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the trombone solo is a high risk, high reward type of situation
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potential revision to the “everyone is 12” theory: everyone is 12, except for Donald Trump, who is 5
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
potential revision to the “everyone is 12” theory: everyone is 12, except for Donald Trump, who is 5
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Todays mobile suit: RMV-1 Guntank II
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Todays mobile suit: RMV-1 Guntank II
I'm updating all my apps.
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm updating all my apps.
Order Type: BOPIS was my favorite Xbox 360 cover shooter
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Order Type: BOPIS was my favorite Xbox 360 cover shooter
went out for Mexican tonight, and the guy in the booth across from me is trying to convince his date that she wants enchiladas instead of empanadas, despite her very specifically describing empanadas to him
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
went out for Mexican tonight, and the guy in the booth across from me is trying to convince his date that she wants enchiladas instead of empanadas, despite her very specifically describing empanadas to him
took a little peek at Twitter to see if conservatives were saying anything about the Sean Dunn story and it seems to be mostly invisible to them
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
took a little peek at Twitter to see if conservatives were saying anything about the Sean Dunn story and it seems to be mostly invisible to them
nothing to do at work today so I'm just watching random webinars for professional development hours, took one on data center design and it was just an hour of "it's good when the computers aren't too hot so make sure they don't get hot"
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
nothing to do at work today so I'm just watching random webinars for professional development hours, took one on data center design and it was just an hour of "it's good when the computers aren't too hot so make sure they don't get hot"
visual metaphors for America coming hot and heavy lately
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
visual metaphors for America coming hot and heavy lately
trump thinking he solved inflation because he saw a Walmart ad reminds me of way back in his first term where he seemed genuinely confused about healthcare costs because he saw ads for $1/day Gerber Grow-Up Plan life insurance on TV and that seemed plenty affordable to him
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
trump thinking he solved inflation because he saw a Walmart ad reminds me of way back in his first term where he seemed genuinely confused about healthcare costs because he saw ads for $1/day Gerber Grow-Up Plan life insurance on TV and that seemed plenty affordable to him
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November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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we are changing the mario cuomo bridge back to the tappan zee
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we are changing the mario cuomo bridge back to the tappan zee
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everything's still computer
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
everything's still computer
had the intrusive thought of "I wonder what that prison planet guy is up to nowadays"
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
had the intrusive thought of "I wonder what that prison planet guy is up to nowadays"
waking up bleary and disoriented after a night of libbing out. "In This House We Believe" lawn signs scattered everywhere. phone ringing off the hook from banks confirming my ActBlue donations. a Hillary logo tattoo on my forearm. Lin-Manuel Miranda is sleeping peacefully in bed next to me
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
waking up bleary and disoriented after a night of libbing out. "In This House We Believe" lawn signs scattered everywhere. phone ringing off the hook from banks confirming my ActBlue donations. a Hillary logo tattoo on my forearm. Lin-Manuel Miranda is sleeping peacefully in bed next to me
painting my pronouns on my cheeks with eyeblack, grabbing my environmentally-friendly nailbat and joining the Woke 2.0 enforcement street gangs
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
painting my pronouns on my cheeks with eyeblack, grabbing my environmentally-friendly nailbat and joining the Woke 2.0 enforcement street gangs
the MAGA meltdown is pretty much what I expected but I didn't expect the level of vitriol from the K-hive over Mamdani souring their big Double Girlboss Governor moment simply by also getting elected on the same day
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the MAGA meltdown is pretty much what I expected but I didn't expect the level of vitriol from the K-hive over Mamdani souring their big Double Girlboss Governor moment simply by also getting elected on the same day
dick cheney tried to recite the shahada on his death bed but he accidentally recited the sha na na and now he's got pretty little angel eyes
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dick cheney tried to recite the shahada on his death bed but he accidentally recited the sha na na and now he's got pretty little angel eyes
i'm votesed
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i'm votesed