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The Thrilling Adventures of Dr. Gabagool
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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.

https://github.com/hunkyjimpjorps
I got some cheap shrimp at the store today so I'm trying the lifehack of adding more horseradish to storebought cocktail sauce, and I think I overdid the horseradish to sauce ratio a little but my sinuses have never been clearer
February 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
checked out the Roxbury, NJ protest against the ICE warehouse today, pretty good turnout for the area, and I didn't see anyone trying to cause trouble or anything

weird part was how many cops from all over there were, I saw marked cars from the county sheriff and at least six other towns
February 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Dr. Gabagool and the "Salami of Secrets"
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
one of the worst shame feelings is when you’re in a public bathroom and you let out one of those prolonged cartoon sound effect farts and it reverberates a little
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I don't even know who Gavin Newsom is. is he one of the guys from Heated Rivalry
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ramen chat: the broth from a $1 Sapporo Ichiban tonkotsu ramen packet is better than most of the $15 bowls of tonkotsu ramen I've had from various local restaurants
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Folks. The latest InDesign update has AI-generated alt text when you place an image and so far it has labeled four technical drawings of load-bearing steel plates as nudes. I guess I can’t argue with the computer’s perspective
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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love it when a plan comes together #deadlock
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 AM
love it when a plan comes together #deadlock
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 AM
haveing some fun on bluseky
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
convincing my five beautiful sons to clean their rooms by describing it as tidymaxxed messmogging
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
no, mom, I'm not "making a panini". I'm pressmaxxing this sandwoid to reduce its cortisol levels
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
deadlock's got all the famous monsters: vampires, werewolves, frankensteins, catholics
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i frew up
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
my 5-year-old desktop decided this would be a great time to die, but thankfully I was able to scrounge up enough compatible parts to not have to buy anything that would require spending $500 on new RAM
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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As far as I’m concerned the real “super” “bowl” is a bowl of delicious Dinty Moore beef stew.

#sponsoredcontent
February 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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this might be, hands down, the weirdest piece of official merch i could imagine.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
committing jackbox crimes at the weekly game night
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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this happened to my friend kycilia zabi
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
starting to discover that I really like playing Sinclair in Deadlock because they've got a surprisingly beefy weapon, they are slippery as all hell and it's fun to steal other people's ults especially with how powerful the current new hero batch's are
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
visualizing my VC pitch for a tiny fridge you can keep on your nightstand that holds exactly one jar of emergency craving olives
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
who up decanting their olives
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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the salmon was caught doping and barred from the fish hall of fame
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Transcribed this bass feature from one of my favorite moments in one of my favorite shows.

OG video by Bass Drum Group
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM