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November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I agree! It's time to replace these corrupt moderates with true-blue American leftists!
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don't get the idea that every D voter needs to don sackcloth and ashes to communicate to elected officials that things are bad enough to take action, they can see the same news and events we do
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm hearing the Hans Zimmer arrangement in my head right now -- moody cello tremolo, a single French horn, the melody played on piano in a minor key
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't really understand what the funny part even is here, is it just "you like socialism yet China has cops"
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"nobody knows X" is just Trump patter for "I was unaware of X", anyway
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
bsky.app
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
they've got Threads for that and they all seem happy enough over there
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
elon had one of his assistants spend 5 minutes in the SFO terminal 3 barnes & noble and pick the 9 most epic looking books there
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I looked up the list: 4 are airport books about AI, two are about how scientists lie about everything, one is a book about how to establish a healthy corporate culture that values feedback, one is by Peter Thiel, and one is The Wealth of Nations
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
it's such a weird world view, the idea that no elected Democrat has any obligation to help anyone or fight for anything for the next three years because Harris didn't win in 2024, and anyone upset about that is entitled and obviously didn't vote correctly themselves
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
they're all spinning up the cope machine this morning, telling themselves that everyone who's mad voted for Trump or refused to vote for Harris, that they're all white brocialists, that they just want politicians to "save them from themselves" while they're too cowardly to raise a finger
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
and more fundamentally, criticizing someone doesn't mean you want them to continue to fail, it means you want them to be better
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
he's been demanding the government reopen since day 1, I can only assume that the congressional cafeteria doesn't serve Scrapple during shutdowns or something
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think a lot of them are banking on the assumption that anyone who'd primary them would be too left for that demographic to vote for, but they're missing that there's a lot of moderates out there champing at the bit for a chance to oppose Trump at the federal level
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
every dollar you donate goes to keeping the powder dry for the next showdown where the democrats refuse to use the powder because they have to keep it dry for the next showdown
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
who cares, go ride a bike
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM