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the gabagool miracle of 1927
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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.

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Veterans Day tuba time
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my bopis is ridgid 🥴
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Order Type: BOPIS was my favorite Xbox 360 cover shooter
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
visual metaphors for America coming hot and heavy lately
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
had the intrusive thought of "I wonder what that prison planet guy is up to nowadays"
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🐎🐎🐎🐎⚡😌⚡🐎🐎🐎🐎
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
here;s a cool bug I saw
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
all done, two miles of parade in an hour and a half
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
parade night in Pennsylvania
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm sure that 99% of the people claiming ignorance have seen this sketch on youtube or at least a screenshot of it on social media
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
looking at the archive of newspapers' front pages from today, pretty expected split in coverage between the more urban/liberal papers and the suburban/conservative ones, but my favorite is this one that decided the most newsworthy story of yesterday is "new cafe that's kind of Friends-themed opens"
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
classics of goon posting #387: lol at your weakass babby pizzas
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
who wants to see a Fred Durst rapping cookie jar
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
this is an example of internet aposematism
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
George Zingali
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
reminds me of the time I went to Kohl's years ago and found fistfuls of these cards scattered around the housewares section
October 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
one day I hope to make a pilgrimage to the fred beans nexus
October 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM